I don’t know, but I think we are dealing with an international gang – my cellar has been properly messed up and in t’Yorkshire my dad’s garage looks like it has been attacked by a persistently untidy person.
I once had a garage, I mean a decent sized garage with years & years worth of accumulated garage type stuff in it. It was a right mess, a proper tip. But…I knew where everything was, & a mate used to help me out with the associated petrol station, & his mate would pop round (both great blokes) & they’d ‘tidy up’ for me. I hated it, couldn’t find a bloody thing afterwards!
Come on, who snuck in there and messed it up? It is an explosion of bikes, tools, shoes, laundry, toys, garden stuff, recycling and assorted junk. I only tidied it last week, one of you has done this. Own up!
I can’t even get to the wine rack to get another bottle of Rioja.