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  • Premier Icon Cougar
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    Heh. In a past life, I used to build those things.

    mrblobby
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    Half term at a soft play centre… brave man!

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    Experience tells me you get about 6-8 years of wanting to visit these places per child so get used to it 😉

    Wait ’til you start having parties in them – 20 under 5’s hell bent on running around until they’re sick.

    grahamg
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    They need some adults only nights.

    Premier Icon woody2000
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    I enjoy ’em more than the kids! 😀

    jekkyl
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    young mums with low cut T shirts bending over to pick kids up for the win!
    Woops did I just say that out loud.

    grahamg
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    ^ A friend of mine was telling me about that the other day…. ‘playpark perving’ I think he called it.

    TooTall
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    Ahhh – yummy mummys – and even slummy mummys. The payback for the hell that is soft play.

    Think yourself lucky. I will be taking my 3 year old daughter to Chuck E Cheese’s soon as a reward for 50 stars on here reward board.

    T1000
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    even if you make it out alive …you’ll be infected… with 5 different forms of lurgy…….

    LoCo
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    They’re great as you have to retrive your children and get to play on the slides 😳

    Had a party at one at the weekend where one of the children (not mine I might add) ran about (as mentioned above) until they then produced what appeared to be their own body weight in cake puke.
    Parents just left saying leaving staff to clean it up, idiots.

    Premier Icon LimboJimbo
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    No vomit but lots and lots of snot. And the noise, sweet Jesus the noise!

    Premier Icon LimboJimbo
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    ….soft play centre. Here with LimboJunior, dear god it’s like Lord of the flies. If I don’t make it out alive, avenge our deaths.

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