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  • Mrs just said she wants something magical for xmas…
  • pcosmic
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    wtf do i do?! 😩

    Posted 4 years ago
    theboatman
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    Easy sorted*

    *this may explain why I am divorced.

    Posted 4 years ago
    eat_more_cheese
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    Magic wand yeah?

    Posted 4 years ago
    GlennQuagmire
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    Paul Daniels DVD?

    Posted 4 years ago
    weeksy
    Full Member

    Just like that.

    Posted 4 years ago
    scotroutes
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    https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31087

    Posted 4 years ago
    jekkyl
    Full Member

    a poo covered in glitter? a glitter shitter if you will.

    Posted 4 years ago
    n0b0dy0ftheg0at
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    Posted 4 years ago
    sandboy
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    Mushrooms?

    Posted 4 years ago
    easily
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    https://www.amazon.co.uk/magic-stars-chocolate/s?k=magic+stars+chocolate

    (though personally I’d go with the mushrooms)

    Posted 4 years ago
    RustySpanner
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    Disappear for a bike ride….

    Posted 4 years ago
    daveylad
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    Whatever you do will not be enough. Enjoy living in a bedsit giving all your money to her. Merry Christmas.

    Posted 4 years ago
    CaptainFlashheart
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    Womanizer.

    Posted 4 years ago
    slackalice
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    With enough commitment you have enough time to perfect your aural breathing.

    Posted 4 years ago
    Edukator
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    Cillit Bang.

    Posted 4 years ago
    funkmasterp
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    Pack of cards and a link to a YouTube how to perform card tricks video

    Posted 4 years ago
    boomerlives
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    Pull some hare out of your underpants?

    Posted 4 years ago
    donald
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    Cut her in half

    Posted 4 years ago
    maloney19710776
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    Offer to play hide the sausage with her?

    Posted 4 years ago
    136stu
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    Get her a top hat.

    Or a trip to euro Disney.

    Posted 4 years ago
    takisawa2
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    She’s setting you up for a fall. Throw her out now & move her sister in.

    Posted 4 years ago
    kayak23
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    Peloton?

    Posted 4 years ago
    northernsoul
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    These:

    Magic wand yeah?

    https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31087

    Then:

    Disappear for a bike ride….

    😁

    Posted 4 years ago
    tdog
    Free Member

    This is a bunny boiler alert!

    Put the mrs down & RUN for your life 😂

    Posted 4 years ago
    CaptainFlashheart
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    Cillit Bang

    Typo.

    Posted 4 years ago
    matt_outandabout
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    Posted 4 years ago
    perchypanther
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    Get her a fridge.

    Watch her little face light up when she opens it.

    Posted 4 years ago
    senorj
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    Inspired by weeksy, a fez.

    Posted 4 years ago
    fossy
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    Run now…. you will fail, we all do.

    Posted 4 years ago
    MoreCashThanDash
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    Is she called Louise?

    Posted 4 years ago
    Rubber_Buccaneer
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    You are going to need a robe and wizard hat

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-put-on-my-robe-and-wizard-hat

    Posted 4 years ago
    gauss1777
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    A welcome mat/magic carpet?

    My wife would appreciate a couple of nights away in one of the dark sky parks. Go and see the stars, which really are magical. Or even somewhere to see Aurora Borealis.

    Posted 4 years ago
    plus-one
    Full Member

    https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=41495

    Thank me later 🙂

    Posted 4 years ago
    taxi25
    Free Member

    Get your wallet out, lifes to short to live without magic 😁😁

    Frontpage

    Posted 4 years ago
    tjmoore
    Full Member

    Get her a fridge.

    Watch her little face light up when she opens it.

    Posted 4 years ago
    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    You are going to need a robe and wizard hat

    No sleeve, though.

    Posted 4 years ago
    mogrim
    Full Member

    No sleeve, though.

    His wife’s providing that one #dontaskhowIknow

    Posted 4 years ago
    TrekEX8
    Free Member

    Buy her a fridge.
    Just watch her face light up when she opens the door.

    Posted 4 years ago
    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    TrekEX8

    Member
    Buy her a fridge.
    Just watch her face light up when she opens the door.

    Hello. I’m Perchy’s copyright lawyer. We should talk.

    Posted 4 years ago
    TrekEX8
    Free Member

    Whoops

    Posted 4 years ago
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