oil her brakes* as they are making a howling noise. 😯

Apparently I’m a bad person for laughing!

*No, that’s NOT a euphemism you smutty people!

Is the life insurance paid up to date……..?

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send her over here, I’ve got plenty of oil for her brakes*

*mmmm hmmmmm

I assume you laughed because no one in their right mind wastes oil on brakes..a little squirt of GT85 is much more cost effective. That’s what I use anyway.

Are her wheels OK? Do you need to tweak her nipples?

grease nipples? and dont forget to check her flange !

I should probably attend to her bottom bracket whilst I’m doing her a quick service….

After that I hope she gives your uppy downy a good polish…

By that I mean your penis, I’m sure your seatpost is in very good condition.

Ah yes, my uppy downy. Well, that’s awaiting a warranty return as I can’t get it up at the moment 😉

You’re a bunch of reverbs, the lot o’ ye.

Ah yes, my uppy downy. Well, that’s awaiting a warranty return as I can’t get it up at the moment

Stealth?

Dont let the sealant leak out when you pump up either

It’s OK, I went tubeless a while back 😀

FNARR FNARR SNORT!

Seriously though, I once saw a guy at Afan giving his Yeti a full spraying with GT85, brakes and discs included.

Around 1995 I remember spraying my hope disc brake with gt85 after each ride! It never caused any probs. It seemed to come off within a few metres of braking and the bite was vicious all it’s life. I started doing this after noticing a bit of rust forming on the disc!

Hmm, I wonder what went wrong with disc brakeS from then on? :O)

Hope mrs feet does not open this thread!