I dredged up an old rave tune – DDT by Secret Squrrel – for this thread thinking it would be easy to identify the movie (assumption#1) where the Al Pacino (assumption#2) sample comes from, but search result reveal nothing.

Claim to be from the dark side, I’m going to show you what the devil’s all about my man!
Me and Satan walked side by side for a long time!

1. I’d like to share a revelation I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.

Anybody who follows Alistair Green on X will have seen his pithy critique of Michael Fassbinder’s “The Killer”.
Sums it up in 2 words.

“What have you done to your hair?”

”I’m in disguise, nobody will recognise me like this”.

“Never get out of the boat……Absolutely goddam right”

Any of you **** pricks move, and I’ll execute every **** last one of ya!

Lots of these are just film quotes. Very enjoyable indeed, but not

Movies summed up in a single quote.

’Doc, are you telling me you built a Time Machine? Out of a Delorean?!’

“shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour”.

Doesn’t seem to have been done so…

“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads”

“like a glove!”

Here’s a ton.

Jesus Christ!

You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you’re haggling over one hundred pound? What d’you do when you’re not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?

100 pounds is still 100 pounds. 

Not when the price is 200 pounds it’s not! And certainly not when you’ve got Liberia’s deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck’s butt you are. Now, c’mon. Lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.

“No capes!”

It might have already been done but…

…”did I shoot 6 times, or only five, do you feel lucky?”

Hint: you don’t get that in modern films with infinite magazines!

And from one of the best scenes in the best film ever…

“I Haven’t Killed Anybody Since 1984.”

“235, 240, down a bit, down a bit, steady, steady, 235, steady, bomb gone!”

I just came here to say (hope nobody beat me to it):

“Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a **** how crazy they are!”

“are we motivating today or tomorrow”

Rich_s
Lots of these are just film quotes. Very enjoyable indeed, but not
Movies summed up in a single quote.
/Pedant mode

How about:

“I have had it with these muthaf**king snakes on this muthaf**king plane!”

“I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos”

“Heeere’s Johnny”

“The horror, the horror”

“That’s mighty bold talk for a one-eyes fat man.”

”Fill your hand you son of a bitch!”

“Purity of Essence”.

We’ve gone on holiday by mistake.

This one goes up to 11.

“Snake Pliskin? I thought you were dead”

“I dunno what it is but it’s weird and pissed off “

It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

No, it’s not a description of Disney’s treatment of the Star Wars franchise.

I guess not many people have seen this one….

mum – “what’s the matter?”

Dad – “He’s shaving!”

Mum – “well so what?”

Dad – “His LEGS!!”