Good condition just needs brakes and wheels
Seatpost seams stuck suit prob someone 4 foot to 5 foot 11
Ready to ride with a bit of TLC

(Sorry was looking for a cheap MTB on the tinternets and this type of junk seems to be the current state of play. Not many bargains around these days. 26ers included?)

What’s your favourite BSO/knacker sales spiel?

breaks not brakes, shirley?

What are you looking for?

😆

“Just needs <insert list as long as your arm of expensive stuff> to finish.”

I generally don’t bother with trying to buy stuff from sellers that can’t spell (ie think) properly either.

😆 Knackers indeed, both bikes and sellers.

Swap for an air gun or a mx!
Offers!

^ 😆 or Xbox/PS1

Ah, we’ve all been there…

“Hew, hew, hew… Loves the back wheel, hew. Nar, there was nee numbers on it when I got it hew, nar. Honest, swear ter god m8, nar hew, nar. Hew”

“Customised”

“Cost 2500 in parts”

Sweet quill stem bro.

Saw a bike on Gumtree with ‘hydrological brakes’ recently.

Listing the rrp of parts and saying that’s what it cost. Like any part isn’t available a load cheaper online at any time

“Gents bike”

Reminds me of trying to find a cheap ht on ebay/gumtree etc.

Although it sounded ideal, I decided against it in the end.

“never been crashed”

Apart from that one time where a bus ran over it and it set on fire and got eaten by a dinosaur.

‘hydrological brakes’

Love that, aren’t they the very latest innovation?

‘Selling for a friend who doesn’t have the internet’, but does miraculously have a very expensive bike to sell and a mobile phone?

‘I don’t know much about bikes’ yet selling a Santa Cruz or Yeti or other non high street retailer supplied bike!

Apart from that one time where a bus ran over it and it set on fire and got eaten by a dinosaur.

Actual lol at that.

what are you looking for?

Inexpensive (disposably so) medium sized MTB with triple to get me up hills whilst sorting out muscle injury. Could be a silly enterprise (and not the first 20th time) but I like browsing the bargains/interesting retro stuff. Just had to talk myself out of buying a mint 1980s Raleigh Maverick 😳

bluearsedfly that was brilliant 😆