Mountain Mayhem 18 Stone+ Team……

i know it is a while away, but serious things take time.

i have a team of 3 mansize men so far for a 18stone+ team at mayhem.
4th rider and substitute needed.

ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH.

come on, do not be shy. 😆

some candidates here but over inflated sense of self importance rather than gut 🙄 😐 😉

rd, i feel a lot of hiding is going on there.

wherehas the people on here who have met and ridden with me know my true colours.

I’ll do it

tempted 😕

sorry I’m a 16 stone lightweight

I could bulk up another couple of stone easy enough. But I’m taken (by a team of skinnies).

goog – Member
I’ll do it

but you’d not turn up

WTF is that ‘Mleh’ thing? Does any of that make any sense to anyone? Just seemed like a load of imbecilic nonsense, to me.

Ton, when is this event? I’m only 9st now, but I can make a big effort, if needed.

(Goes off to stock up on beer, cakes, pies and chocolate)

goog, if you fancy it, go for it.

it is in june 20/21 i think this year.
rudeboy, get training.

WTF is that ‘Mleh’ thing? Does any of that make any sense to anyone? Just seemed like a load of imbecilic nonsense, to me.

😆

i’m not getting involved.

i’m not getting involved.

conker that

oh go on, you know you want to 😕

nah, yer alright i have better things to be doing 😕

Well, I’ve got six months to get up to my fighting weight.

It’ll mean I’ll have to double in size. Seeing as I’m not going to get any taller, the only way is out.

I may end up perfectly spherical. 😯

I’m 16.5 stone, is that enough?

it is enough, you can do the night time laps as penance for being a bit light. ;o)

rd, i feel a lot of hiding is going on there.

wherehas the people on here who have met and ridden with me know my true colours.

who emailed you and told you to F*** off ton?, it happened to me too, and they wonder why people register but never post 🙄

goog.

why am i not suprised?

hopefully our paths may pass one day.

tiz not worth the hassle mate

ton – Member

goog.

it wasn’t moi

come on you big boys.

something to train/aim for for all you fat clubbers. 😉

“fat clubbers”

i resent that comment. I’m only 16.5 stone and 6’5″ 😉

clubber, you fancy it.
you could carry a heavy camelback.

I would have been up for this, but the other half has just informed me she has tickets for Oasis/Prodigy on the 20th June. If it’s a different weekend, then you can count me in.

🙁

sorry, even if i was racing this year, i’d be in a LVIS team 🙂

I’m glad we cleared that up then

goog, forget it mate.
it don’t matter.

just spent about 10 mins on the website trying to find out where it actually is. I am a svelte 16 st anyway so don’t qualify.

might have to drop the weight limit for the 4th man.

Ooh! Mememe!

(Jumps up and down with hand in the air)

rudeboy, you serious mate.

All this talk of dropping the minimum weight is pretty dire stuff, where are the pie boys when you need em 🙄

i have just eaten a asi nan kebab
i weighed about 4lbs, i am in training to compensate for the weight loss.

i also have a few more contacts to shame into it.

so rest easy big fella. all is 8)

Ton, I’m 17st4 so once you add in biking gear n Camelbak I must be in the 18st range, BigPete will vouch for me.