The bread thread just got me thinking – l keep my bikes in a cellar which is damp (smells damp, cardboard goes soft, that kind of thing), and the soft bits of the bikes (saddle, grips) tend to gather a bit of mould on them if they’ve been left a few days. Up until now i’ve just given them a wipe down with anti-bac and thought nothing of it. Last night however, l pulled one of them out of the cellar and noticed the frame and wheels had the same thing on them, but a bit furrier looking. Cleaned it up, thought nothing more of it. Until now…

Will l die?

Don’t ride in your bare arse and you should be OK.

As long as you ride it, and not eat it, you should be ok.*

*Probably.

i found about £3.50 in my camel back once nearly walked out, eventually spent it when I was desperate enough.

As long as you ride it, and not eat it, you should be ok

But can you breathe this stuff in?

But can you breathe this stuff in?

Are you an auto saddle sniffer ?

Are you an auto saddle sniffer ?

Oh jesus this is going somewhere l didnt anticipate.

No.

But can you breathe this stuff in?

If that’s your thing….