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  • Most inappropriate wedding song…
  • andybrad
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    always request this, never gets played

    bjhedley
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    Tenacious D – **** her gently.

    johnx2
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    [On edit] Ah right, that’s what happens. Dead Kennedys, Too Drunk to Cluck. Often requested, never played.

    cerrado-tu-ruido
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    Paul Young – Wherever I Lay My Hat (That’s My Home)

    cerrado-tu-ruido
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    & the reggae version by Sanchez

    desperatebicycle
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    Joy Division ‘Love Will Tear Us Apart’

    Oooh, good choice!

    Too Much Too Young (if they’re young!)

    You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling

    I remember dancing with my mum to Grandmaster Flash White Lines at mine. Seems quite inappropriate when you think about it 😀

    desperatebicycle
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    I guess W.A.P. by Cardi B might not go down well with the older relatives 😂

    binners
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    desperatebicycle
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    and of course there’s the Buzzcocks

    (No, not Orgasm Addict you naughty boy!)

    TiRed
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    All That She Wants – Ace of Base

    donald
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    Band of Gold

    johnx2
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    cancelled so don’t click, but can’t not be included

    reluctantjumper
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    I once went to a wedding where the bride and groom did the first dance to Creep by Radiohead which was an interesting choice.

    I was at a wedding (was my sister’s +1 as shed split with her boyfriend a few days before and I knew the bride and groom from my visits down to see her in uni) where the bride and groom were full-on metalheads. They had the normal wedding with party and cheesy disco for their families then left the evening do in the car as per tradition. This car took them to the local Rock Club that they had also booked, some of us made out way there too and also other friends that didn’t go to the traditional evening do were let in as well. They then proceeded to have a proper lock in with all the most inappropriate ‘wedding’ songs you could think of (lots mentioned above, Ugly Kid Joe was the starter!), mosh pits every few songs and multiple drinking games. All while the bride and groom were still in their wedding clothes! Suffice to say neither outfits survived unscathed but are now hung up in their house as a reminder of the fun of that night. They’re still together 20+ years later and still as mad as back then so it worked for them!

    gordimhor
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    I was at wedding in the late 80s, the couple were Goths. Very short first dance to You fill up my senses, segued into this 👇 surreal dancing too
    https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=IuezNswtRfo&feature=share

    burntembers
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    Some great suggestions so far, a few off the top of my head

    Cold as Ice – Foreigner

    Suspicious minds – Elvis

    Someone’s gonna get their head kicked in tonight – Rezillos

    Suicide is painless – Johnny Mandel

    nickc
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    Everything she wants- Wham

    tonyg2003
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    Band of Gold Frieda Payne

    You took me from the shelter of my mother
    I had never known or loved any other
    We kissed after taking vows
    But that night on our honeymoon
    We stayed in separate rooms

    Since you’ve been gone
    All that’s left is a band of gold
    All that’s left of the dreams I hold
    Is a band of gold
    And the dream of what love could be
    If you were still here with me

    etc…

    joelowden
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    My son has a wedding band and they were asked to start the evening off with Ed Sheeran after 30 seconds they were supposed to stop and go into Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes ” I hate you,” …a real classy song to play for the grannies and kids who were there. Fortunately the Bride decided she wanted another band a week before the wedding… Legal proceedings in place 😁

    sanername
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    Not quite this, but a friend of mine, in acknowledgment of how much of a bridezilla she’d been for most of the wedding planning, walked up the isle to the tune of Jurassic Park.

    sanername
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    Also, the best band I’ve ever heard at a wedding were an Islamic Ska band called the Bagdaddies.

    alanf
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    It’s all over now – Stones cover

    martinhutch
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    Our “first dance” music was (yes, we did an embarassingly shit quickstep; years ahead of our time) “Let’s face the music and dance” 😂

    We did ‘That Ole Devil Called Love’ in front of a room half-full of evangelical Christians.

    Most inappropriate:

    Easy Lover by Phil Collins?
    Tainted Love?

    oomidamon
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    I still haven’t found what I’m looking for by U2 to spoil the big day (by playing U2)

    duncancallum
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    See my opening choice….

    jamj1974
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    Northwind
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    Special request from the family, here’s “Annie I’m Not Your Daddy” by Kid Creole

    martinhutch
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    It’s all over now – Stones cover

    Under My Thumb by the Stones would be a perfect moment, if anyone listens to the lyrics.

    legometeorology
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    I’m actually performing a set this weekend with my (as of tues) wife, at our own wedding party

    I wrote all the songs, and the second happiest (or second least-miserable) is called Almost Worth Living, and it takes that idea entirely seriously

    The happiest has a very upbeat melody, but climaxes:

    If I’d never been born
    the world would be a little different
    in a million different ways
    none of which matter
    to anyone alive

    kaiser
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    Sweaty Betty by the Macc Lads or “MY DING A LING”  perhaps ?

    duncancallum
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    Under my thumb is a great shout!

    frankconway
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    I hate myself for loving you.
    The bitch is back.
    It’s such a perfect day.

    martinhutch
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    Under my thumb is a great shout!

    Yeah, just get the videographer to zoom in on the father of the bride’s face as he listens… 🙂

    sirromj
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    Come on you slags, and, milkman, both by apex twin.

    vintagewino
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    Pictures of You – the Cure

    nuke
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    Caught Out There (I hate you so much right now) – Kelis

    NYC101009
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    Good one to subliminally say how you feel about most of your guests that you had to invite even though you hate them 😂

    matt_outandabout
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    Frankie Goes to Hollywood – Relax….

    BillMC
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    Righteous Brothers ‘You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling’

    Beatles ‘For No One’

    ratherbeintobago
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    @nyc101009 The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope…

    My mate and her husband could only agree on Love Will Tear Us Apart for the wedding disco playlist, though they did think better of it. He’s a Fall completist though, and I’m almost certainly MES must’ve recorded something totally unsuitable for a wedding.

    ali69er
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    The Smiths – Girlfriend in a Coma or Big Mouth Strikes Again.

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