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  • MoseyMTB
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    damn, I was sure i had a shot with her!

    tiggs121
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    …..and she has a go at that blokes shoes in the Santander advert!!

    Top half ok but the bottom???

    brakes
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    MODS – can you move this to the OK Magazine forum please?

    he could have done with another inch off those trousers

    Premier Icon Drac
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    And I was finally going to tell the wife tonight I was moving out, oh well still Jessica might realise her mistake.

    muzzle
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    She lives in the same village as me, although her house is posher than mine. She even said hello to me the other day; I’m still living on the memory as you can probably tell.

    glupton1976
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    He’s punching well above his weight.

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    glupton1976 – Member
    He’s punching well above his weight.

    Maybe he has a great personality…

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    tiggs121 – Member

    Top half ok but the bottom???

    Is fantastic, I could watch it all day (refrains from posting pictorial evidence and turning the thread into a letching contest)

    Gunz
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    he could have done with another inch off those trousers

    I wouldn’t stop there. You’re getting married mate at least have one part of your suit fit (although, whilst I have several suits that fit well I bet he’s having a better day/lie in than I am).

    Wedding sponsored by Specsavers?

    Definitely punching above his weight.

    But congrat’s and all that. They love each other.

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    … she got married, aw….

    Berm Bandit
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    Alternative 1) Fit bird with biffa mate syndrome… (makes her look even fitter innit?)
    Alternative 2) Hung like a donkey

    Premier Icon binners
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    I presume all these comments are from forum members exhausted from a weekend spent beating off attractive young ladies with the proverbial shitty stick. You must all be nackered, fitting all that female attention in around your international modelling commitments 😆

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    Sigh…..first Alice Roberts marries someone else then Jessica….I thought they only had me in mind. Women – so fickle!

    jon1973
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    …..and she has a go at that blokes shoes in the Santander advert!!

    Top half ok but the bottom???

    meowwwwww

    zokes
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    Sigh…..first Alice Roberts marries someone

    Hang on a minute, I thought she munched batted for the other side, as it were….

    piemonster
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    I presume all these comments are from forum members exhausted from a weekend spent beating off attractive young ladies with the proverbial shitty stick. You must all be nackered, fitting all that female attention in around your international modelling commitments

    Bloody exhausted, it’s tough at the top.

    piemonster
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    Hang on a minute, I thought she munched batted for the other side, as it were….

    Only if she’s called David

    zokes
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    Only if she’s called David

    Dammit – I must have dreamt that then.

    Which, to be honest, isn’t that bad a dream…

    jon1973
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    Only if she’s called David

    meehaja
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    that dress reminds me of getting battered by welsh surf on a stormy day. Congrats to them though..

    Premier Icon D0NK
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    getting battered by welsh surf on a stormy day

    is that a euphemism meehaja?

    Premier Icon ononeorange
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    Zokes, the lovely Alice has been married for some years……

    Premier Icon white101
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    …..and has 2 kids IIRC.

    he’s a builder apparently been together for years. My OH tells me.

    Houns
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    Awful fitting suit, shirt and how poorly is that tie fitted?! Tsk

    Anyway, I’m willing to forgive the trousers as I’d also need a bit more room in them for the inevitable tent to be pitched as soon as I saw her in that dress

    CountZero
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    Alice Roberts was chatting to LaLa on 6 the other day about her Ice Age creatures programme, and was on about the little sleep she’s getting with a 3-week old baby…
    Jessica’s lovely, but the skirt on that frock’s a bit merangue, really, isn’t? All a bit too frothy, really, needed to be simpler.
    But I’m not Gok Kwan, so WTF do I know?
    And her fella has an expression that pretty much says he really can’t quite believe his luck pulling Jess… 😀

    Premier Icon thepurist
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    In true STW style, looking at that pic I can’t work out whether the lawn’s been mowed recently.

    unstableJ
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    …I know who sold that suit, doubt he’ll come anywhere near a mountain bike forum though so I won’t tell him you’re being mean about it

    ell_tell
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    In true STW style, looking at that pic I can’t work out whether the lawn’s been mowed recently

    Is that a euphemism thepurist?

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    muzzle – we do not live in a village! It may have been once, way back when…

    zokes
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    Zokes, the lovely Alice has been married for some years……

    Like I said… It must just have been a good dream!

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    Dreadful dress. 😐

    Looks like she’s stood in a snowdrift.

    muzzle
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    @simonbowns – if I’d said ‘she lives in the same suburb of Sheffield as me’, nobody would have been impressed (not that anybody was impressed anyway). Having said that, I still like to think of it as a village… we do have a village green and a village society after all!

    mt
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    Chapeltown has a village green?

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