Are they made out of real moles? and
how many moles have to be culled to produce one pair of trousers?
😈

Molgrips to the thread

They started out with real moles, made a big deal about it in marketing, after enough suckers bought into it they done the dirty on the moles and switched to rats instead.

**searches internet wildy for 10 minutes (inside the edit window) to find a picture of a mole wearing trousers, . . fails**

They kill baby robins don’t they?????

They started out with real moles, made a big deal about it in marketing, after enough suckers bought into it they done the dirty on the moles and switched to rats instead.

😀
Bravo!

I don’t mind if they’re moles or rats to be honest as long as the sourcing meets the stringent OEKO-Tex 100 rating for environmental and ethical standards.

Where are these trousers being made?

This is important.

If you have to ask Jamie, you can’t afford them.

Moleskin becomes lovely & soft if you treat it regularly with baby oil (made from real babies)

Where are these trousers being made?

Some grim northern shithole or other.

It’s all we’ve got up ‘ere.

I have a moleskin moustache

What style? I only wear –

Is that to fit the XXXL colostomy bag Dez?

Surely it is storage for an ethically filled wallet. Not a colostomy bag.

The colostomy bag is what you leave on your doorstep.

the trick is breeding moles so that the skins tessellate.

Some grim northern shithole or other.

You mean… no, it couldn’t be, not Lancashire 😯

Here are some genuine Yorkshire Moles (none of your Taiwanese imported Moles being passed off as locally sourced)…

[url=https://flic.kr/p/cPsnt]Mole catcher![/url] by Ben Freeman, on Flickr

^ strong jaws, I couldn’t hang on like that!

^ strong jaws, I couldn’t hang on like that!

Yep, they’ve adapted to exist on a diet of mainly barbed wire!

strong jaws, I couldn’t hang on like that!

They cheat by flapping their arms

Molgrips to the thread

Whu…?

km79 – Member
^ strong jaws, I couldn’t hang on like that!

Nor i but i bet this lady could though

So they’re not made in Hebden Bridge? Not really important is it? but blummin eck all the interviews and stuff say they are!

You can’t say that, it’s banned!

Does the thread on the trousers stand up to abuse from Molgrips then?

You want answers?
I think I’m entitled
You want answers?
I want the TREWS!
You cant handle the trews!

The trews ain’t the news – it’s whether you can handle the tro’ bro’

The trews ain’t the news – it’s whether you can handle the tro’ bro’

well, that’s a turn up!

That sounds like a song anybody know the cords?

Where are the belts made now?

Where are the belts made now?

On the International Space Station judging by the price of them.