Mole Skin Trousers

[mikewsmithSubscriber]

Molgrips to the thread

[km79Member]

They started out with real moles, made a big deal about it in marketing, after enough suckers bought into it they done the dirty on the moles and switched to rats instead.

[jekkylMember]

**searches internet wildy for 10 minutes (inside the edit window) to find a picture of a mole wearing trousers, . . fails**

[natrixMember]

They kill baby robins don’t they?????

[4130s0ulMember]

They started out with real moles, made a big deal about it in marketing, after enough suckers bought into it they done the dirty on the moles and switched to rats instead.

😀
Bravo!

[The Southern YetiMember]

I don’t mind if they’re moles or rats to be honest as long as the sourcing meets the stringent OEKO-Tex 100 rating for environmental and ethical standards.

[JamieMember]

Where are these trousers being made?

This is important.

[The Southern YetiMember]

If you have to ask Jamie, you can’t afford them.

[MosesMember]

Moleskin becomes lovely & soft if you treat it regularly with baby oil (made from real babies)

[CaptainFlashheartMember]

Where are these trousers being made?

Some grim northern shithole or other.

[slowoldmanSubscriber]

It’s all we’ve got up ‘ere.

[scandal42Subscriber]

I have a moleskin moustache

[DezBSubscriber]

What style? I only wear –

[SandwichSubscriber]

Is that to fit the XXXL colostomy bag Dez?

[jekkylMember]

Are they made out of real moles? and
how many moles have to be culled to produce one pair of trousers?
😈

[uphillcursingSubscriber]

Surely it is storage for an ethically filled wallet. Not a colostomy bag.

The colostomy bag is what you leave on your doorstep.

[wwaswasSubscriber]

the trick is breeding moles so that the skins tessellate.

[ninfanMember]

Some grim northern shithole or other.

You mean… no, it couldn’t be, not Lancashire 😯

[footflapsSubscriber]

Here are some genuine Yorkshire Moles (none of your Taiwanese imported Moles being passed off as locally sourced)…

[url=https://flic.kr/p/cPsnt]Mole catcher![/url] by Ben Freeman, on Flickr

[km79Member]

^ strong jaws, I couldn’t hang on like that!

[footflapsSubscriber]

^ strong jaws, I couldn’t hang on like that!

Yep, they’ve adapted to exist on a diet of mainly barbed wire!

[DezBSubscriber]

strong jaws, I couldn’t hang on like that!

They cheat by flapping their arms

[teaselMember]

Molgrips to the thread

Whu…?

[dangeourbrainSubscriber]

km79 – Member
^ strong jaws, I couldn’t hang on like that!

Nor i but i bet this lady could though

[ctkMember]

So they’re not made in Hebden Bridge? Not really important is it? but blummin eck all the interviews and stuff say they are!

[footflapsSubscriber]

You can’t say that, it’s banned!

[The Southern YetiMember]

Does the thread on the trousers stand up to abuse from Molgrips then?

[ctkMember]

You want answers?
I think I’m entitled
You want answers?
I want the TREWS!
You cant handle the trews!

[scaredypantsSubscriber]

The trews ain’t the news – it’s whether you can handle the tro’ bro’

[wwaswasSubscriber]

The trews ain’t the news – it’s whether you can handle the tro’ bro’

well, that’s a turn up!

[funkmasterpMember]

That sounds like a song anybody know the cords?

[slowoldmanSubscriber]

Where are the belts made now?

[nealgloverMember]

Where are the belts made now?

On the International Space Station judging by the price of them.