Wharrappened?
Is he ok?

Opinionated (aren’t we all?) but reliable.

You there Mike?

SRAM mechs smell like otter’s anal glands.
Triples are ace!
Tubeless is for Tories.

Any ideas anyone?

I saw a very large, bearded individual at Hit The North but didn’t let on as I was feeling a bit miserable.
I wonder if that was him?

Anyway, if you’re out there, hope all ok fella.

And I still don’t know what happened to Hora. Is he allowed visitors?

Hora is busy trolling pinkbike, hiding behind a Majorcan mountain.

You sure the beardy fella wasn’t me?

Hora is busy trolling pinkbike, hiding behind a Majorcan mountain.

Well, somebody has to! Must be a lonely existence, mind…

Noooo Tom, I never forget a surgical appliance. 🙂

Nah, huuuuge fella in the start/finish area, did look a bit like Mike’s photo.

Nevermind. I got to meet theoriginalpunkrockdad, which was nice.

I was going to ask Binners about Hora, but he doesn’t come to Momentum meetings anymore……

I was wondering this the other day. Couldn’t open a thread without seeing him on it for several months & then… nothing. Perhaps he burned too brightly.

I never forget a surgical appliance.

Speculum?
Urethral sound?
Is there something worng with me?

No idea.

Take all your clothes off and stand in the corner. 🙂

Hora is Keyser Soze

#inbeforemike

Binners, I imagined Hora as an intelligent, enigmatic, handsome individual. Full as a mop with the wisdom of the ages, his careworn face a happy crumple of gentle, authoritative benevolence.

And then I met him…..

Jezza sends hugs btw.

Fancy a night out with Sue’s new knee? We can get trollied and throw eggs at Cougar’s windows.

This makes for comical reading and I’m not even sure why I’m giggling like a girl.

Oh. Well. That was a bit of a pisser.

I just Googled for an image of Mike Smith (TV presenter) to post up in a comedic way. Turns out he passed 5 years ago aged 59.

Apologies if this distresses anyone. Was just a bit taken aback!

when is a paging thread not a paging thread ?

Being offended about everything takes its toll eventually……

😉

Turns out he passed 5 years ago aged 59.

Apologies if this distresses anyone. Was just a bit taken aback!

At least we still have Joe Cocker.

He will be at peak apogee now realizing an entire thread has been started in his honour and granted entry to the big shitter hall of fame.

he was posting on instagram yesterday

No surprise there then ..he always did like a selfie..

This makes for comical reading and I’m not even sure why I’m giggling like a girl.

I am sure Mike would have provided his full support for your right to self identify as a giggling girl…

#inbeforemike

I’d imagine crap like this from the usual smartarses probably signalled to him that when one has become a forum meme, it’s time to take a break.

I’d imagine crap like this from the usual smartarses probably signalled to him that when one has become a forum meme, it’s time to take a break.

😉

You may not believe this, but as I read this thread, quite literally, a tear rolled down my right cheek. I’m not sure whether it was emotion, but I have just ridden in to work.

What?

Oh, THAT mike Smith.

He did reply on every. single. thread. and often his replies weren’t even relevant. I stopped reading his replies years ago.
Am I heartless bastid?

He finally disappeared up his own area in a ball of righteous, feminist indignation.

Or.

He realised that the many comments about him posting on every bloody topic were not for no reason, and that he spent far too much time on here.

who? Name means nowt to be WRT this forum, I was thinking of the DJ, I thought he died in a helicopter crash years ago though

I’d imagine crap like this from the usual smartarses probably signalled to him that when one has become a forum meme, it’s time to take a break.

😉

It’s early, but I’m already calling this one Post Of The Day.

I’d imagine crap like this from the usual smartarses probably signalled to him that when one has become a forum meme, it’s time to take a break.

Fun sponge.

I think he still posts on twitter & instagram, so if anyone is feeling the need to be a bit of a Colin, then he can be found there.

Anyway this thread is starting to verge into bullying so it’s being closed.