Mega successful ex’s

I’m quite happy with my mid-table mediocrity thanks

Mid-table is aspirational for me. I’m aiming to avoid relegation. I’m sure some ex’s have achieved things, but it wouldn’t make much difference to me. I’d still lack any interest in anything other than coasting along.

(I used to go out with a Glass Artist but she had asthma so did kiln casting)

I don’t know why but this line had me in stitches, like something out of an Alan Bennet monologue!