A while ago i met some one new, i seem to spend a lot of time with her and she gives me this odd feeling inside. Whats wrong with me?

Does she bring your feelings to life?

Nothing. MTFU. Or WTFU if your user name is anything to go off 😉

tapeworm ?

Syphilis?

TTIWWP

You are allergic to nuts?

It leads to temporary insanity… Proposing, marriage, a dog/cat, children, not riding your bike much, permanently tired, no money, hair loss and or greying etc etc
You have been warned.

She uses rohipnol?

You liked her that much you ate her and now have indegestion 💡

Wind

Its not bad AIDS is it?

she has an exceptionally long index finger?

Inside where? 😯

Poor personal hygiene?

Is this a different lady to last week?

Is this a different lady to last week?

No the same lady.

Picolax?

Is it the fear that her parents will turn up to collect her stuff with her when you’ve cheated on her and it all goes wrong?

Is she DezB?

Customs Searches are a bit invasive aren’t they 😯

ouch!! lol

dunno, but I bet the answer isn’t on a forum full of middle aged IT managers.

dunno, but I bet the answer isn’t on a forum full of middle aged IT managers.

yea i know, im just filling the time between the bike stuff drying in dryer and going for a ride.

did she give you a gift of a bottle of perfume called chloroform?

dunno, but I bet the answer isn’t on a forum full of middle aged IT managers.

I thought we’d established the stereotype was wrong, and we all actually work for the NHS?

oy you, we ain’t all middle aged thanks

Asking for advice on here – you need something equivalent to a filter at a sewage works – to take the worst bits out of something that will always be regarded with suspicion.

Spend more time with her.

Spend more time with her.

lol i see her almost every day, and often wake up next to her 🙂

A while ago i met some one new bought a Cervélo R5 with Dura Ace 11-speed groupset, i seem to spend a lot of time with her and she gives me this odd feeling inside. Whats wrong with me?

I think she’s in the right forum…

lol i see her almost every day, and often wake up next to her

No one likes a show off

How long til the washing is dry?

Washing from the dryer? Tsk! Its a perfect drying day here. First one in ages

Is this the same one that’s moved out? And her parents got her stuff?

I’m confused!

Just to be sure, have you done a kidney stock take recently? I think you might be one short.

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You just forgot what it felt like with t’other one…

i seem to spend a lot of time with her and she gives me this odd feeling inside. Whats wrong with me?

It’s one of two things:

1) It’s love. Sweep her off her feet and live happily ever after.

2) It’s her cooking. Invest in Gaviscon and you’ll get an accurate picture of your feelings.

…she gives me this odd feeling inside.

“Ow, mind you ring!”

“That’s my watch!”

I thought we’d established the stereotype was wrong, and we all actually work for the NHS?

I work in IT on clinical systems used by the NHS – check me out, ticking two boxes at the same time! 😀

@pondo – are you middle aged and drive an Audi for the full house?

Dang – turned 40 last week, so reckon I tick the middle aged box, but I fail the Audi test, don’t even drive a German car to get in on a technicality. 🙁