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  • Premier Icon mattstreet
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    I just can’t take the lookalike seriously…

    geologist
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    Haha, neither can I now 🙂

    wilko1999
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    He doesn’t want a postage stamp of bread….. Yeah we can see that mate

    Premier Icon Wookster
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    It takes all sorts mate or….

    Q: According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? A: Because it’s made up of alkynes of people.

    😳 sorry sorry!!!!

    geologist
    Member

    Oh no 😉

    pitcherpro
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    I’d love to see a role reversal and see the “critics” cook something spectacular …

    Can’t stop laughing at the lookalike Matt 😀

    willard
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    Saira! Noooooo! Don’t mess it up now!

    Premier Icon Drac
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    I eat a shed load of really good food, why cant I be a professional critic!

    Well going off you rather poor rant it’ because you can’t explain what the any issues are. 😀

    Premier Icon bruk
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    I think they can all see their own tonsils from the bottom end up. ‘Excellent’. ‘I’ll be the judge of that’. Just how far up their own arses are they!

    llama
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    Don’t carry it with the tongs plonker

    IanW
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    O the drama…

    Premier Icon Wookster
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    The am-dram of John and Greg is starting to grate now………

    willard
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    Stern looks all round.

    I reckon Larkin’s gone

    geologist
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    Ooo, who reckons he dropped that on purpose?

    Premier Icon bruk
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    They don’t even agree on the quality of the dishes. Pointless having that many and then not even tasting all the dishes.

    Dale, Natalie and Larkin should make a good final.

    willard
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    Shit no! Why are they getting rid of Saira???

    mikey74
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    They obviously play it up for the cameras, but I do agree that food critics are a complete waste of space.

    jojoA1
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    Good call on the finalists I reckon.

    llama
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    I like Natalie

    mikey74
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    The Larkin bloke was a first-class baffoon and deserved to be dropped through the trap-door. His performance in the Savoy made me want to punch him in the face.

    willard
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    He’s far too risky. Can be awesome, but can completely tart it up.

    I reckon ether Dale or Natalie FTW, probably Dale.

    llama
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    Dale looks like a psycho

    Larkin doesn’t seem that bothered

    geologist
    Member

    Just watching Masterchef, and all ready the ‘critics’ they are cooking for have really annoyed me, before they have even spoken!
    I eat a shed load of really good food, why cant I be a professional critic!

    What sort of half arsed job is it, being a critic! These people need to experience a proper days work.

    Rant over.

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    I just can’t take the lookalike seriously…

    Which one?

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    Is it just me or has Natalie got that kind of “you just might” look about her? A bit like whats her name from ER:

    Edit, maybe a bit less so, but still…

    Just might what? You mean talk to her if you met her in public, instead of staring at your shoes?

    skip
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    Thing that gets me about the whole thing.
    Is that I cook one pot wonders regularly.
    Currys, stews, spag bols, chillis, etc etc.
    They always taste better the next day.
    The numpties try to put a time limit on it.

    And yes, worst of all, the pretentious **** that for some reason are allowed to critique others food, while serving nothing.

    As food is just about as personal a thing as anything else to anyone,
    who has the down right balls to tell me what I should like,
    or anybody else for that matter?

    These fcuks should be made to produce food for others to critique.
    Or offered dishes with only a tooth-pick to consume.

    growinglad
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    I pray that one day aliens will arrive, carry out lots of nasty experiments on Jay Rayner and then evaporate his being into a oblivion!!!

    The World will be a better place for it, arrogant pillock….

    There were a couple there who could at least give a valued opinion on whether the food was cooked well, tasty etc….but the rest sounded like an annoying 5 year old!!

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