‘Bottoming tap’ (also known as a No3)

Thou, as in 3 thou for grinding.

Fokker (German air planes)

unnecessary explanation of man word – man fail 😀

“How hard can it be?”

Yes Dear.

“I promise I won’t come in your mouth”

“How hard can it be?”

Funny, I’ve only ever heard that from women. Usual reply is “I’m afraid that’s it, but it is -5C/I have had a few/well that’s never happened before!”

emsz – Member
round here
moisturiser, calories

I skipped all the rest – this was genius !
mods should’ve closed this shit down right there 👿

fubar – fu**ed up beyound all reconition
releasing the magical blue smoke – forklift engineer term for main ECU going up in flames
i’ll do it in a minute

‘A quick beer’

I’ll be half an hour tops !

(Spotted the theme anyone?).

Pingf*ckit. Rapidfire shifters are pingf*ckits.

Beer scooter
Kebab
Habanero sauce

For the oldtimers amongst us “Gudgeon Pin”

Big end
Small end
Surface plate
DTI

‘eck
Goodun
Badger
Rohypnol

Bell housing
Drive shaft
Thrust bearing
Bushing

Transfer box

Sump

If this works, we’re done.

Precipice …… geological term ……

five mil

just a touch

One thou

Bang on!

Beer goggles…

dismember

gasket

thermostat (female version – central heating) example:

man – I’ve put the thermostat on 18C

woman – I’ve put the central heating on 30C

Not read the whole thread

Coilbound

Catty Wumpus

Modified

foo foo valve

fannybaws, maybe just a west of scotland one.

Nocking stick (also hammer)
Big unit (A large bloke)

Trunnion,
And I can’t believe a Mattock hasn’t been mentioned

I ain’t checkin, but.

Flange !.

Miter

Paisley Screwdriver (hammer)

Shifter (adjustable spanner)

Logic

5 pages and no mention of: Shim.

Typical crap heard in the vicinty of SBH:

“See you in a minute”

“Darling, how do I do this”?

OH is far superior at DIY/Mechanics/General Brainpower than I!

Bevel

Radius

Rad’ (For Radiator)

Split pin

‘job done’
‘wight’
And in the Caff:
‘bubble’

“whimper” – on witnessing any TV show involving injuries/surgery to gentlemans vegetables

“Cheeky” as in just a cheeky pint or a cheeky ride…

“Smidge” as a unit of measurement.

…………..is a man word 😉

Not checking all the above, but

Cock (valve)
Manifold
Nipple (greasing)

edit – vernier.

Tongue and Groove
Kecker
Grit box

Full penetration butt weld

Still makes me smirk some 19years since my first year at uni…

Thrust bearing
Instant gasket
Girt bar
Cowl gills
Sonic screwdriver
Gunk
Whacker plate
Birmingham screwdriver