yes love
yes dear

Wayne-Kerr Adiabatic Bomb Calorimeter

axial
radial
run-out

on that theme 😈

“yes of course i love you”
“no I won’t c.. in your mouth”

Knurled.

She has a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a mans tonsils.

Smidge.
Gnats.
Strumpet.
Tw4t it.
Grundies.
Follow through.
Shart.

All man words.

Skew whiff
Lobcodded (only a bit skew whiff)
A Badgers nadge
Sorry…

Sack truck

Vulcan

Car shampoo

Three pages without:

OFFSIDE

Plus an adage rather than a word: SMILE, AGREE, IGNORE

Matt “Fordson” 😉

Jock! “Woodruff Key” that’s a bit limp wristed :p

Gib Head key is where its at for manly stuff, hammer to fit 😀

“Just one pint then”

Sah!

I’ll see that limpwristed slur and come back at you with

“interference fit”

also

Gas Axe
Hot Spanner
Solihull Precision Adjustment tool (aka hammer for those who don’t have landrovers)
Three Point Hitch
PTO (Power Take Off)
“letting the smoke escape” – electrical / electronic engineering term for turning a quantity of expensive components in to a rapidly cooling collection of BCBs*

*BCBs = Burnt Crispy Bits

“Just one pint then”

+1

Framing square
cross-member
Hammer-drill
Rottweiler
Mortice-chisel

Bollox

scrunt –

Woss-name
Gurt
Smeg
Baconroll

A Bit of Fry and Laurie – Hardware Shop

Can’t seem to embed video any more…worth a watch though.

Scrote.
Nads
Kebab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noSOFIJdfwM

🙂

Ditch the “s” in https

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noSOFIJdfwM[/video]

Ahhhh! Thanks for the tip.

Barrel nipple
Grease nipple
40 grit
Linear thrust bearing
King ping
Ring splitter
You could buy a car for that…
Bogalata (a word made up by my father on a Greek holiday referring to the location of the toilets)

Dish washer…..

….cause i’m currently cleaning my cylinder head in my week old dish washer .

Have we had burr?
deburr
burnish
Binford 8600 (amongst many)
swage
vernier

Declivity stick (‘s all about the angle of dangle after all)
Horning in (off)
Rebate (as in a 90 deg relief in a piece of wood, rather than something you’re never likely to see from the tax man)
Bosted so it woe goo. (I grew up in the Black Country)
‘Ommer (see above)
Coefficient of drag
Hydrodynamics
Rigging
Bottle jack
and in our house, anything involving DIY/Gardening

…wont be long…

I’ll sort it later

it’ll buff out

Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.

SHED ! (do I win a prize?)

RSJ

Gnat’s cock (unit of measurement)

A groundworks foreman I used to work with only ever used two (suitably-manly) units of measurement: a rake or a c*ntful.

TuckerUK – Member

RSJ
Rather Strong Joint? 😆

Watch this

Watch this

Shame on you Sir!… thats not Manly at all

Hold my pint & watch this!

there its “manned up”

Prepuce

uncertainty

stuff

Fishplate,

Penetration
Gusset