Don’t know why this made me think of STW 😀

I know so many like this. 😆

Last weekend we had one old guy trying to get a fire going using kindling and paper then all the sodden brash that had been covered in snow. Of course he was having no joy, he’d burnt all the kindling, the fire wasn’t going anywhere….. He absolutely refused to use the 20 odd seasoned logs I brought with me on the truck specifically to use to get the fire going. Eventually I had enough and chucked them on, he actually complained! Ffs!

And newrob wants to take them away like some sort of botanical Cruella.

Top tip – Don’t give them names

There are so many daily mash stories that match with stw that there has to be some sort of link

He said: “The logs have such potential to bring warmth and joy to the world, yet my family just tosses them on the fire without a thought. It is like a song by Supertramp.”

Eh? Which song would that be, I’m struggling to think of an appropriate one here.

And I thought the thread was going to be about Salvador Dhali…

Weirdly I thought it was going to be about a bloke who had just had a dump …and I still looked 😯

Take a look at my logpile
It’s the only one I got
Not much of a logpile
I’ve pretty much burned the lot

Eh? Which song would that be, I’m struggling to think of an appropriate one here.

All of them.

He’d shit if he knew that I was, at this very moment, burning Elm.