The pizza shop in Sleaford did kebab meat pizzas. How awesome was that?
In Accy’s town centre, every other shop that isn’t a pub or a pound shop is a kebabbery cum pizza shop of varying reputation(*).
They’re pretty much all out of the same mould. Asian-run; halal menu (so their ‘ham’ is turkey and food colouring); and will gladly serve their masterly culinary fusions as kebab pizzas, chips and donnor meat (plenty of chilli sauce, no salad please mate), and so on to the perpetually Stella’ed. It’s very common here.
(* – there’s two words in that sentence which probably shouldn’t be juxtaposed, but thinking about it probably isn’t wholly inaccurate.)