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  • Man bites Lion
  • taxi25
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    Other way around really. It’s always been a joke here in Wales that some of the Welsh rugby team are a bit “challenged” but WTF.

    http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/41449164

    jimjam
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    Did his hand move toward the lions mouth or did the lion move his mouth towards the hand? Perhaps someone could make a giff.

    Coyote
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    😆

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    teasel
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    🙂

    rmacattack
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    The leftards will be looking the lion put down now.

    Ambrose
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    Harambe

    zilog6128
    Full Member

    GF’s cat does EXACTLY that (nip & swipe with paw) to get you to piss off when you’re annoying it! Obviously a bit more serious when a lion does it, he didn’t intend to cause any harm though.

    martinhutch
    Full Member

    Probably misunderstood the concept of getting selected for the Lions.

    mikewsmith
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    rmacattack – Member
    The leftards will be looking the lion put down now.

    too bad to hope for irony?

    Always good to know there are some trusting people out there 🙂

    AlexSimon
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    rmacattack – Member

    The leftards will be looking the lion put down now. I think you may have confused socialists with Daily Mail/Express readers. I’m not sure how you did this, but it’s quite a feat!
    Me – I’d be saying “What the heck did you expect? It’s a flippin’ lion!”

    IdleJon
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    rmacattack – Member

    The leftards will be looking the lion put down now.

    Whereas the rightards are learning how to put a sentence together, I assume?

    Houns
    Full Member

    I’m sure it would be the rightards calling for Lion to be killed, but us Leftards praising the Lion and wanting it to be freed?

    Northwind
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    rmacattack – Member

    The leftards will be looking the lion put down now.

    I like how you’ve balanced out the made up word by leaving out some of the real ones, it adds gravitas to your post.

    bodgy
    Free Member

    Ha! That scream; quite fancy it as a ringtone, actually.

    n0b0dy0ftheg0at
    Free Member

    Patting a lion’s head, placing your forearm over the front of a lion’s head?

    What an absolute plonker, he’s damn lucky to still have an arm! Iesu mawr! 😆

    IdleJon
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    I’m sure it would be the rightards calling for Lion to be killed, but us Leftards praising the Lion and wanting it to be freed?

    Alternative history – the left has always been vociferous in its support of blood sports. Why do you think foxhunters wear red? 😆

    epicyclo
    Full Member

    He was lucky. If it was serious he wouldn’t have got his hand back.

    Still, what a great tale for his grandkids… 🙂

    P-Jay
    Free Member

    The Welsh team has a long history of Doctors, Surgeons and Lawyers as well as many other highly respected professionals playing amongst its ranks that carries on even today in the pro game.

    But some of ‘em are borderline care in the community cases. Jesus wept.

    AlexSimon
    Full Member

    bodgy – Member

    Ha! That scream; quite fancy it as a ringtone, actually. Oh I didn’t realise there was actual footage.
    Just watched. His reflexes were a bit shit! Like the noise the jaw makes though.

    MarkBrewer
    Free Member

    I’m actually a bit upset the lion didn’t do any real damage, there’s too many stupid people around these days and their numbers need thinning back a bit 😆

    Whatever made him think sticking his hand in a lions cage would be ok 😯

    Harry_the_Spider
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    The leftards will be looking the lion put down now.

    Eh?

    brakes
    Free Member

    this is only news because there’s a video of it on twitter.

    jimjam
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    brakes – Member

    this is only news because there’s a video of it on twitter.

    That’s what news is these days.

    molgrips
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    I’m actually a bit upset the lion didn’t do any real damage, there’s too many stupid people around these days and their numbers need thinning back a bit

    You’ll have a good laugh at this one then.

    brakes
    Free Member

    You’ll have a good laugh at this one then.

    no video = fake news.

    jimjam
    Free Member

    brakes – Member

    You’ll have a good laugh at this one then.

    no video = fake news. [/quote]

    There’s a video of a guy being mauled by a bear in a Philipino zoo. That’s a good one. Or the woman being dragged out of a car and eaten by a tiger in China. Or that guy in Peru who thought Jesus would protect him from Lions or some shit. There’s a video of that too.

    Best of all is the Indian lady practicing some bullshit Indian martial art in front of a lion. The lion is suitably unimpressed and shows her some ground fighting.

    brakes
    Free Member

    #like

    MarkBrewer
    Free Member

    You’ll have a good laugh at this one then.

    I did, you can’t beat a laugh at a stupid persons expense 😉

    Mrs Richards, from Neath, south Wales

    I think there is a pattern emerging here 😆

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