Nackles – the thing on a deer’s head (invented by my wife as a small child)
Pockycoat – an anorak / duffel coat (invented by my B-i-L; same era)
in fact that whole family has a bit of a thing, sometimes deliberate (eg: referring to the town on the Thames as St. Aines) and sometimes not (Haribo are now known as Ha-ree-bo to rhyme / cadence with placebo) despite any number of TV adverts with the right pronunciation.
My eldest is still called p-Tolly after my youngest’s attempts to pronounce, and collectively they are herberps from a memorable pronouncement from the youngest as a 2 year old as we were gathering up the paraphenalia that goes with taking kids out to eat, he strode off with a clear as day ‘come on, you herberps!’ which the rest of the diners seemed to think was sweet.
One of my favourites though is from a friend; on holiday his son (Univ age) started chatting up a young scouse lass and asked her what she did.
‘I’m a trainee barrister’
‘Interesting, what school are you at’
‘What do you mean?’
‘Where are you doing your training?’
‘Costa Coffee’