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  • Made a discovery about the wife last night
  • FunkyDunc
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    Blimey you know how to spend a Saturday night whilst the Mrs is at work !

    dirtyrider
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    she into watersports?

    Cheers

    Danny H

    mine too… and en vogue… disturbs me deeply

    RealMan
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    SO I PULLED OUT MY GUN

    It’s when you kind the midget in you closet that you really have to worry. Give the poor little fella a beer and some peanuts.

    Jamie
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    I don’t see nothing wrong, with a little bit of bump and grind R. Kelly. The man’s a genius.

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-L-Cp3qZfQ[/video]

    Premier Icon dannybgoode
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    And I am now quite disturbed.

    Was sorting out the attic last night whilst Mrs Danny was on a night shift which meant tackling the mountains of CD’s up there.

    She has a really scary number of R Kelly albums…

    Cheers

    Danny B

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    That sort of soul brings me out in rashes. Bad memories of trying to conform as a 17 year old in nightlubs.

    Cheers

    Dan H 😆

    Premier Icon jamj1974
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    I found out that my wife had been to a Robbie Williams concert. She doesn’t even like Robbie Williams – or so she says…

    They must be in the attic because she regrets buying them.

    If only she could turn, turn back the hands of time…

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Can’t help but wonder how you could actually be married to someone without knowing what music they are into!
    What else don’t you know sbout them…?

    cheez0
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    My Mrs has some Cd’s.

    I don’t have anything useful to add other than my sig.. which is really useful.

    Cheers

    Cheezey B

    Jamie
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    What else don’t you know sbout them…?

    She has a midget in the closet.

    Tom B
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    Cheers

    Tommy B

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    My wife went to a Deacon Blue concert when younger. She had the decency to tell me before we got married giving me the chance to opt out. It was a close run decision.

    Premier Icon ratherbeintobago
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    It could have been worse than that (alleged) nonce R Kelly. It could have been Burzum or something.

    Premier Icon dannybgoode
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    @monogramman – the attic is where my hi fi is set up. She had had the cheek to put all her cd’s with mine.

    I have now segregated them so they cannot pollute my music collection.

    @dezb – when I met her she was in to breaks, drum and bass etc so was tolerable. She kept the R Kelly thing quiet!

    grum
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    R Kelly Trapped in the Closet is a work of unparalleled genius.

    Premier Icon wallop
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    I think I have got the Backstreet Boys “greatest” hits somewhere…..

    Premier Icon dannybgoode
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    One album here or there is fine (I have Tiffany’s album kicking around somewhere) but she’s got 15 or so R Kelly albums. I didn’t know he had released so many…

    unovolo
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    Whose this ‘R’kelly thou keeps yappin bout,is thy some sort of Yorkshire rapper?

    Premier Icon takisawa2
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    I once worked with a Ronny Arkle.
    I don’t think he released any albums, but he did work for the local councils out of hours drain clearing team for many years.

    Damn you lot must be young. All my music which is locked in the attic is on vinyl.

    Cheers

    Eggshell B

    Premier Icon njee20
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    I fear my music collection is more embarrassing than miss njee20’s 😳

    Cheers

    Nick E

    tinribz
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    Oops wrong thread.

    Houns
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    Dammit sneaky edit, but was best reply on any thread ever

    Cheers

    Jamesy H

    Premier Icon bigblackshed
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    Having a rummage through a girlfriends record collection before making any rash moves was the done thing in my day. When I discovered The Wife had a copy of Lamb Lies Down On Broadway, I thought “mmmmm, she’s a keeper”

    Cheers.

    B B Shed.

    * The above may contain euphemisms.

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    Mrs o bugs me if we’re driving somewhere by producing her omnipresent rick Springfield cd.

    Cheers

    Onone o

    Ps ooooooh oh – lamb lies down – brilliant!

    Premier Icon rOcKeTdOg
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    when I met her she was in to breaks, drum and bass etc

    R Kelly is genius compared to that tripe

    bottoms up
    Rocket

    grum
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    R Kelly is genius compared to that tripe

    Dismissing entire genres of music is a bit narrow-minded no? Lots of genres that aren’t my cup of tea but I wouldn’t describe them as tripe.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    just makes you sound like someone’s clueless old dad.
    Wouldn’t say RKelly’s my cup’o’r’n’b, but I know there’s a couple of his tracks that I’d turn up if they came on the radio.

    Jamie
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    Wouldn’t say RKelly’s my cup’o’r’n’b, but I know there’s a couple of his tracks that I’d turn up if they came on the radio.

    I bet this is one of ’em:

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O29YcBHpH5E[/video]

    scratch
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    Greatest video ever…..

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFnKgIptbq0[/video]

    scratch
    Member

    Sorry, no it was this one…..

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfzKB7QTLNo[/video]

    dabble
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    R Kelly is a geheenius (maybe), that coming out of the closet “Hip Hopera” had me and my mates in stitches.

    grum
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    I bet this is one of ’em:

    That’s a brilliant tune – some amusingly daft lyrics though.

    ‘We got food everywhere, just like the party was catered’ “)

    CountZero
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    Mrs o bugs me if we’re driving somewhere by producing her omnipresent rick Springfield cd.

    Tao, or Working Class Dog?
    More than a little fond of both of them. 😀

    Premier Icon rOcKeTdOg
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    Dismissing entire genres of music is a bit narrow-minded no?

    No

    Imho of course

    Cheers

    Danny B

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