- Mad stuff you've seen on a cycle path
A pig’s head today.
Was a bit confused, then further up the track saw some boxes with plastic champagne classes and some drink containers. Putting my CSI head on, the proximity to posh uni and time of the year would indicate some jolly japes by some university society last night.Posted 5 years agobearnecessitiesSubscriber
An upside down Ford Escort in Liverpool canal.
There was absolute no explanation of how it got there as the road was about 20ft above and no sign of damage to the wall.
On the same ride about 20 minutes later, an expensive loking Taxi Radio/Comms setup on the actual path.Posted 5 years agoMoreCashThanDashSubscriber
This morning I saw proper tow path rage, with one cyclist stopping, turning round and chasing another whilst shouting various threats and obscenities.
Sadly I missed the incident that sparked it, and when the angry cyclist gave up his chase and came back towards me, I felt it prudent not to ask him…..Posted 5 years agoPJM1974Member
A few years back I turned a corner and was greeted by the sight of a lad with his keks round his ankles having a poo by the side of the path. He acknowledged me with a bashful “mornin”. We were approximately seventy five yards away from a public lav at the time…
I’ve also been stopped by a mad old lady in a Corsa who demanded to know where I was planning to ride just in case I was thinking about going off the cycle path at any point.Posted 5 years agocheekyboyMember
I’ve also been stopped by a mad old lady in a Corsa who demanded to know where I was planning to ride just in case I was thinking about going off the cycle path at any point.
I had a very similar experience with an Old bloke in Oxenhope, basically got a bollocking before I did anything wrong, incidentally I ended up lost on the moors, thought about changing my name to Heathcliffe 🙂Posted 5 years ago
The mention of the Corsa above reminded me of the old couple driving a purple corsa down a narrow cyle path overgrown by bushes. They sort of emerged from the bushes and stopped to ask me “if this was the way to the lighting showroom son?”. “No, no it’s not. You’ve turned off the road, bumped up a kerb and driven 200m down a cycle path, which is a dead end. The lighting showroom is over there.”Posted 5 years agoPJM1974Member
I’ve been trying to block out the occasion when I found myself exiting a trail adjacent to a church car park and witnessed a Honda parked up containing what appeared to be two late middle aged, sandal-shod Geography teachers. The non-beardy of the twosome was on her knees heroically fellating away on consecrated ground.Posted 5 years agomonkeysfeetMember
Exiting the trail early one morning a few weeks ago, the old farm opposite was an elderly lady, naked from the waist up sweeping the front of the farm. 😯
As a member of the emergency services i have seen many, many strange sights at stupid o’clock in the morning. The most memorable were the two young ladies in the car who explained they had stopped for a chat. I then had to ask at what poiint all their clothes fell off 🙂Posted 5 years ago
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