PP…nice !

You are indeed a comedy genius

I could go on and on with stuff like this…. left my passenger window open for a night ride in Cannock a few months ago, Marquis Drive, often visited by young lads in cars… returned to find no issue and nothing from inside the car nicked. Another time I left the boot of my estate car fully open in Tesco carpark, I had the baby and had just got the pushchair out the boot, put her in and walked away, what an idiot.. lol. Returned to find nothing amiss.

So at least the OP will be pleased this keeps popping back to the top of the stack. Probably.

Yeah he already mentioned that ..happy to help ..that was my intention all along 😉🤣

that was my intention all along

You could have achieved similar results without looking like a complete

Cock who can’t finish a sentence 😉

I was joking mate ..

Cock who can’t finish a sentence

I say, I can’t finish my…..

..widow hen ..

Cock who can’t finish a sentence

so and so.

Is a ‘pune’ a posh play on words?

It’s not looking that way …

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pune

https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Pune

I prefer your version Perchy ..but that’s all Google threw back at me ..

Thanks for the comments everyone. Mostly helpful, a few trolling and some just plain bizarre. Classic stw!

No news as yet but will phone round places again today.

I agree with comments above in that there are far, far more good people than bad and if they’re found I’m sure they’ll be handed in. The tricky bit is figuring out where they might be handed in!