clearly not going by your replies

If it helps you to believe that, crack on.

I could concede on that point @batfink but I do think that the use of a certain western body type ideal of 5’7/6′, straight hair (always long for women) St Tropez orange and a bmi of 22, whether it’s male or female is detrimental to people’s wellbeing. Don’t confuse my views with prudishness, I’ve lived nextdoor to a brothel in the Netherlands; but I think that there should be a better representation in the media of “normal” bodies. By normal I don’t just mean different weights but also different ethnicities are underrepresented.

Helmets do look shit
Helmets don’t really save lives

Getting a modelling job is easier if you’re fit, toned and good looking.
I’ve always been good looking and fit but put on weight in 1996 and haven’t had a single modelling job since.

Wearing just a bra is faster though

I think that there should be a better representation in the media of “normal” bodies. By normal I don’t just mean different weights but also different ethnicities are underrepresented.

I 100% agree. I pray that we elevate our understanding of beauty to the point that I am considered conventionally attractive 🙂 But I think if they used models that weren’t representative of what they were parodying…. this ad wouldn’t work.

I’m more offended by the assumption a helmet is going to save your life*

*Yes, I know it MIGHT do, in certain circumstances.

If you want to look like shit but save your life, you should walk along muddy roads wearing a tight dress, two hoodies, and a rucksack with some Jamaica ginger cake in it. And only ever sleep on one pillow.

Lifesavers

On the bright side, at least you’ll have some cake.

Looks like **** but saves my life

Maybe it means having a hand stuck to your right cheek. Makes doing anything dangerous quite impossible.

Not a dangerwank Dez

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EDIT – seems typing on here while doing that is quite difficult tho

Can a dangerwank be death defying? Cooool.