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  • Life imitating art
  • My mum had that problem, fixed with a stainless steel rod down each end of the femur. He’ll be good as news as soon as the araldite dries. 😀

    Thanks for the best breakfast laugh in ages.

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    a pink pirate ?

    hello sailor !

    Pigface
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    Are we wanting to fix his eye his leg or his tragic choice of colours, everyone knows buccanering pink is so last year.

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    Stoner Jr v2.0 has just handed me his broken toy.

    Anyone got any ideas how to fix it? 🙂

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    You philistines know nothing of contemporary cinemagraphic anti-heroic iconographic characterisation do you!

    I give you The Ghost of Red Beard, from Scooby Doo:

    wordnumb
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    Anyone got any ideas how to fix it?

    Electroshock therapy.

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    On the operating table.

    Now anatomically accurate.

    My work here, is done.

    Premier Icon nickc
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    You have to get a job 😆

    Pigface
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    Its not really Red Beard its the Janitor, pesky kids 😆

    Pigface
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    You philistines know nothing of contemporary cinemagraphic anti-heroic iconographic characterisation do you!

    No 😳

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    Outstanding work sir!

    Back off to the workshop with you Stoner. No self repecting pirate would be seen without a parrot.

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    You have to get a job

    Dont laugh. I’m enjoying my last few weeks of idle distractions – Ive been informed I am required to come out of retirement soon 🙁

    Premier Icon Bunnyhop
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    That kitchen worktop is far too clean.
    Where are all the stale toast bits and beer bottle rings?

    bikebouy
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    You Sir are too skilled for this ere forumz..
    😆

    LoCo
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    OMG, the screws in the socket are not vertical 😯 😉

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    You have to get a job

    I hear Atos are hiring 🙂

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    I hear Atos are hiring

    To abuse a meme:

    🙂

    Bunnyhop, with my free time, if the wife came home form a hard day’s work and found the place anything but spotless, I’d be sleeping in the woodstore. However, as long as the place is clean and tidy I can drink as much tea/watch as much porn/re-animate as many figurines as I like and she’ll never know. Although today, I have mainly been revising for a plumbing exam…
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    ….and watching porn.

    Premier Icon Bunnyhop
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    Ah – a typical stwer’s day then 🙂

    CountZero
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    Ah – a typical stwaaarrrrrrrs day then

    FTFY. 😆

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