WTF?!?!?!

People from Croxteth have called their kid Klay!!!!

They are from Croxteth, and they have called their child, Klay….!!

I can’t articulate how utterly **** ridiculous that is…

They’ve broken the mould there.

Keen car valeters?

sure it’s not ‘k la, y ?

Sorry, DD, your punnage has totally thrown me.

Flashy – Pot calling the kettle there, I think

My eyes glazed over when I read that.

To be honest, stories about the Rooneys make me glaze over a bit.

EDIT: Ah bollocks.

His middle name is kanga

Given his appearance record towards the end of the season, he’ll have plenty of time to be pottering about with his new son after the summer.

My eyes glazed over when I read that.

In contrast, it’s fired me up a bit

Damn, I thought I’d given him the slip.

WGAFF