- Killing a pot plant on purpose – best way
salt waterPosted 4 years ago
Napalm. Has to be.Posted 4 years ago
Can you not just give it one of your famous withering looks?Posted 4 years ago
What you want is a small plague of locusts, buy 100 or so from the local pet shop and release these in the office from a Tupperware container while no one’s looking, they’ll eat everything edible within a 10 meter radius. When your pot plant loving colleague asks what has happened to their plant tell him/her it was Gods will.Posted 4 years ago
Honestly, I feel sorry for your colleague 😕Posted 4 years ago
How old are you ? 17 ?
VandalPosted 4 years ago
Or place some rocks of crack under the soily bit inside the pot, then ring HR (put on a false voice so they don’t know it’s you) telling them your colleague has a drug problem and an intervention is necessary as you’ve seen them sprinkling crack grains on their cornflakes in the kitchen.
The next day your colleague will be confronted about their drug problem, obviously they come out of the meeting upset, or ranting and raving about that the allegations are false, at that moment try to comfort them anyway you can (don’t touch them in an inappropriate place though) and tell them “of course the allegations are false” while accidentally knocking their plant off the desk onto the floor, pick the plant up from its plant trunk revealing the crack rocks in the pot! shout “of my god its true look everybody crack!”
I think after that they won’t be allowed to have plants on their desk.Posted 4 years ago
Give it to me, I seem to have lost my green fingers.Posted 4 years ago
Is there any tall buildings opposite? Hire a sniper.Posted 4 years ago
Pot plant?Posted 4 years ago
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How bad is it in your office that you want to kill a pot plant to get back at a co worker.Posted 4 years ago
Hels, if you pull this off with the plant can you come and sort out my neighbour’s shit-machine of a cat?Posted 4 years ago
Kill it softly, with your song.Posted 4 years ago
BoardinBob – Member
Honestly, I feel sorry for your colleague
So do I. Not specifically because of this, though.Posted 4 years ago
Her colleague is probably sick of all the Le Mans moto gp chat and pictures of her sitting on the wee mans broom broom.Posted 4 years ago
Na, I reckon he’s dared to park his camper van in a public car park in Peebles…. 😆Posted 4 years ago
ridiculous ugly and downright (doesn’t bother with the passive bit anymore) aggressive symbolic pot plant
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Plant a small Leylandii hedge between desks whilst he’s off.
You’ll never see him again.Posted 4 years ago
So, what happened?Posted 4 years ago
Warm salty (how you choose toPosted 4 years ago
produceget this is entirely your business) water is the right answer.
So, for the record folks – I didn’t kill my colleague’s pot plant. It was idle musing, and very entertaining. I feel much better !Posted 4 years ago
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