“Well it’s a well-known fact, sonny-jim, that there’s a secret society of the 5 wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually in a secret country mansion in Colorado known as The Meadows.
The Queen, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, the Vatican…and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up! Ooh I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face! Ohh you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ooh!”
Posted 3 years ago
Best go and get some fairtrade organic quinoa down you, and then nip off to ask forgiveness from the god of wood burners and pizza ovens.
Alternatively, wait until tomorrow, when its Full fat Friday, and go for a Zinger Tower Burger Meal with a Hot Wings chaser for lunch,and stop being such a massive girlchild!Posted 3 years ago
The goat probably is the KFC.
It’s crap, we know that. However, when the call for crap strikes, there is nothing finer* for convenience than a KFC. McDonald’s and BK often fall short of the mark, even when expectations are automatically low – KFC though, BOOM!
ChickenGoat – lots of breaded, fried and hot goat, in a jaw-dislocatingly large bap-thing.
I don’t have one often mind you, as is apparent by the fact I recommended a burger discontinued a year ago.
*Unless it’s breakfast, then everyone knows the rules. Double sausage & egg bypass.Posted 3 years agoscaredypantsSubscriber
I bloody LOVE a couple of zingers for a quick mucky dinner in the car when I’m between work sites
but I had one a few weeks ago where the taste & texture were just utterly weird and not even food-like, let along zingery. DIdn’t even open the second one, dumped the pair in a bin and **** off without any dinner. Haven’t even consdered one since
I think I’m cured 😯Posted 3 years agospacemonkeyMember
@DT: those images are from overseas (China and Aus I believe). Neither would happen in the UK. The chain has improved a lot re food standards in recent years.
For those wanting an OR Stacker but fancy the heat of a Supercharger, just ask for one or more of pepper mayo / supercharger sauce / chilli sauce.Posted 3 years agohammeriteMember
I love a KFC, it’s turned in to a minor obsession. It’s my go to lazy eating option when the OH is out. In my less responsible days (10+ years ago) it used to be a Sunday evening tradition, KFC washed down with an episode of Top Gear.
I go for the Fully Loaded meal, towered up, with gravy as a side.Posted 3 years ago
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