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  • mikey74
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    Even worse than the Clash of the Titans remake?

    Spin
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    Are you seriously suggesting that this is worse than War Horse?

    Or GI Joe, Rise of the Cobra?

    It can’t be THAT bad can it?

    dogbert
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    I am now tearing into this to try to forget how much worse that pile of crap was

    Edit: And yes, it was worse than all of those, at least some of those had special effects to ease the pain slightly. It’s even worse than Immortals

    Fine choice of whisky, if not a fine choice of woman film.

    zimbo
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    Has no-one seen “Hanna”? I was so irritated by it at the pictures, I nearly bought it on DVD just so I could smash it to pieces. What a load of sh…

    athgray
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    Quite right Dogbert. It is a nice dram that one.

    samuri
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    ‘Worst film’ is quite a bold claim.

    Now you’re not expecting me to believe that his film is worse than Battlefield Earth are you?

    Ewan
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    I’ve not watched it, but this is currently on virgin ondemand:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2141875/

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    dogbert
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    Quite right Dogbert. It is a nice dram that one.

    Cheers, mate brought it over for me from Australia because he forgot the fridge magnets he promised me……result!

    dogbert
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    Ok, so its got Milla Jobbybridge in it, I should have known better, but the missus made me stick with it, now I feel my lifeforce ebbing away

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    This is the worst film ever.

    http://www.lovefilm.com/film/Sleeping-Beauty/166321/

    Unfathomable, Disturbing and in the end unwatchable.

    I watched The Grey last night. Was bored stupid and as for the ending 🙄

    McHamish
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    Worst film I saw was the wrong 5 minutes of Brokeback Mountain, I thought they were having a friendly wrestle while out camping but my wife explained the bees and the bees to me.

    I had to change over to watch Rambo.

    Premier Icon stevomcd
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    I watched 2012 the other night. We were warned. That it was pish. But I still watched it. 😳

    Premier Icon richmtb
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    See “Worst Film” is a difficult one.

    You’ve got mediocre drivel like the OP posted. You’ve got genuine poorly made rubbish – think anything on the SciFi channel – Octoshark comes to mind

    Then you’ve got films that promise everything, are gloriously shot, have lots of talented people in them – working on them. But end up being absolute drivel.

    Yes Warhorse I’m talking about you!

    Premier Icon alfabus
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    obviously none of you have ever seen melancholia!

    Worst film ever is R.O.T.O.R
    Closely followed by Assassins Code.

    Premier Icon Nick
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    You really haven’t seen the worst movie ever made until you have seen this:

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMkrdy1_0I[/video]

    PrinceJohn
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    You’ve got genuine poorly made rubbish – think anything on the SciFi channel – Octoshark comes to mind

    At least the people in those films don’t seem to mind & they realise they’re making something bobbins….

    Then you get films like Transformers – I liked the first one, but the next 2 were just utter bobbins

    Not a touch on this:

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ebsTze9jN0[/video]

    Premier Icon Johnny Panic
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    Sieze the day (1986) Robin Williams.

    You keep watching it because it can’t get any worse, right, it’s got to get better. Wanted to slit my wrists by the end.

    epicsteve
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    I agree that Faces in the Crowd was indeed awful, however you need to have see the US remake of Get Carter before you start talking about worst film ever.

    mrdestructo
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    Nope, tried to watch this the other day:

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YXv5lf2G7k[/video]

    The trailer made it seem interesting, the film was as bad as a failing film students attempt using their own family as actors..

    It was so bad, it made this watcheable:

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLRTcNAlSOM[/video]

    Premier Icon Bunnyhop
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    Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck starring in – Gigli. AArrrggghh, utter tosh, rubbish, no story, bad acting, awful film.

    I walked out of the ‘Bodyguard’, that was mind numbingly bad too.

    Premier Icon Storer76
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    Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion. Remains to this day the only film I have fallen asleep during whilst in the cinema. Utter pish.

    Premier Icon oxym0r0n
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    Premier Icon Cougar
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    My candidate. Open Water.

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc7-biVJlJQ[/video]

    Utterly dreadful, unless watching two thoroughly dislikeable people float about whining at each other for an hour is your idea of a good time. The most exciting bit is when one of them needs a wee (I’ll not ruin it for you by telling you which one). Its only saving grace is a brief spot of gratuitous nudity at the beginning.

    Premier Icon Drac
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    Only film I ever walked out on was Contact, just awful.

    Premier Icon iwluap
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    My vote is “mega-python vs Gataroid” starring Tiffany. They feed alligators steroids to combat giant, nae mega sized pythons. That’s right! Stinker.

    Wouldn’t mind have a try of that whisky tho’!

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    Debbie Gibson’s in that too, if memory serves.

    Haze
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    The Happening.

    Premier Icon edhornby
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    after about 30mins of Open Water, I was rooting for the sharks

    PrinceJohn
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    ooh forgot about showgirls.

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    Very nearly walked out of Transformers 2, that was shit.

    Stopped watching a couple of DVDs/TV films, the last one that springs to mind was Rock N Rolla, the Guy Ritchie film. Also one about some massive snake in captivity that escapes. The name of the film escapes me, thankfully forgotten.

    Jolsa
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    alfabus
    obviously none of you have ever seen melancholia!

    This.
    Beat the previous holder “The Tree of Life” which was 2 hours of people running around the garden from what I recall…

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    So, no one’s seen Taxidermia?

    Beautiful film, but very, very sick indeed.

    DrJ
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    obviously none of you have ever seen melancholia!

    I loved Melancholia!!

    Sleeping Beauty, though – that WAS a pile of pish.

    hora
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    Delicatessen was painfully dull and awful to watch.

    Jean-Pierre Jeunet then went onto make the one film that makes me grin the whole way through.

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    We saw Hanna at the cinema a while ago, the first 5 minutes were excellent but it did run downhill rather quickly from there, but nowhere near the worst film ever.

    Surely any of the slushy, vapid US romcom sh**e that my mrs watches qualifies? It’s all exactly the same (same “plot”, same cast, same irritating muzack) so surely qualifies as just one film?

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