Pulling this back a bit..
My essexmate* I windsurfed with for years “n” years is a bit henpecked right, he married an essexgirl* and she was always renouned in our matesgroup for being gobby. FFWD to marrage and kiddos and life growinguplike and he now replaces windsurfing sails by keeping the old sailbags and placing the new ones in the old bags. He’s been doing this for years, he got me to buy him a windsurf board once and took ages to pay me back for it, didn’t want to take it home (bless him) in case essexgirl turned into a human equivalent of the Atom Bomb.
* yackety, yak, init, loadsa, fekme, yack yack, Ford Capri.
* fake tan, loadsa makeup, bleached hair, tattoo, yakkety yak yak, init, Diamond White, stilettos.