Been dumped today…need some cheering up…

I will await the STW massive response…

It will get better, I promise

Wanna cyber? 8)

More time for riding!

Plenty more fish, erm

Bad analogy. There's no fish either……

I always think it's for the best when this happens- remain positive and you'll get an even better girlfriend next time

She wasn't right for you anyway.

chin up and all that, stay out of the ale house and get some more riding in.

Sorry to hear

least the ex won't be nagging about "how much for a bike?" and "you're not keeping that in here"

Why did you get dumped? Did it involve her twin sister?

Obviously also post 'those pics' up and we'll give you a more informed and considered view

this helped me, I'm sure it'll help you!

Plenty more fish, erm

yeah but maybe its not the smell he misses…

IGMC

If that doesn't cheer you up, you may be beyond help.

It will get better; stay true to yourself and avoid doing anything silly/bitter

Think yourself lucky, when i got dumped by 'the one' The streets 'dry your eyes mate' was playing on every radio station, tv channel and in every shop

😡

The Southern Yeti – Member

this helped me, I'm sure it'll help you!

anyone thinking singlespeeder!!

various gentlemans interest websites may be of some assistance…

Think yourself lucky, when i got dumped by 'the one' The streets 'dry your eyes mate' was playing on every radio station, tv channel and in every shop

Not just me that had this problem then!

I'd just finished uni at the time, and got a temp job driving delivery vans, and every radio station in the known universe seemed to be playing it at least once an hour! Que fits of tears from me every time it played…

Anyway… Getting dumped gets easier every time it happens… Shit, probably not what you wanted to hear either! Bitter? Twisted? Moi? 😉

Seriously though… No matter what you might have thought of the other person, if they didn't want to be with you in the same way, you'd only be prolonging the inevitable by remaining in a relationship with them. Sad but true to be fair… You're better off out as you can now get yourself out there and find someone else!

Erm, perhaps best not to link to that sort of thing, sam….

hink yourself lucky, when i got dumped by 'the one' The streets 'dry your eyes mate' was playing on every radio station, tv channel and in every shop

oh there we go again, dragging up our dirty laundry in front of EVERYONE! 👿

hmmm?

She wasn't right for you anyway.

She wasn't right for me either… 😉

But seriously, there's many many good things about being single! You can oggle without fear of reprisals for a start 😀

All the best, you'll see it through just fine!

anyone thinking singlespeeder!!

What me?? Pish off! I'd happily wear the beard / glasses combination, but ride a single speed, no, No, NO!

TBC YOU BROKE MY HEART

*Runs off bawling*

That's not all i broke heh 8)

Houns, dry your eyes mate, I have a feeling all may not be lost with TBC, ain't that right sir?

*Winces*

I'll never be able to listen to a banjo being played ever again

Lot's more thumb sucking in the shower for you then houns. Hard times.

i ditched my no-good missus in december and ive not looked back, ive so much free time to do what i want when I want, joined a ballroom dancing class, joined the gym and can play my guitar or ride my bikes or go partying till 4am as i please, it also means ive got a load more ladies to date rather than looking at the same miserable face every day! make the most it aint all bad out there…………..

Did TBC break your banjo Houns? Ouch, bet that was bloody messy.

He did, only cuz he was so toit

What can i say? I like to work out on all my muscles. 1001, 1002, 1003…;

Find and kill her….

Only kidding, such is life sometimes dude, never nice but better things await you, stay out of trouble and get amongst it. 😉

We still love you Houns… :dw:

So, what was the dump-line?

PS: you do wash, and all that kind of stuff don't you?

So, what was the dump-line?

I'm guessing, seeing as she's a woman and he's a man, it was…

"It's not you, it's me"

😉

Yeah, I would guess that. for a man it's usually "I'm not ready for commitment"

Tell me you didn't get here name tattooed on your arse….

(otherwise it cuts down your possible catchment pool for the future!)

C

"It's not you, it's me"

Spot on!!

MaverickBoy – Member

So, what was the dump-line?

I'm guessing, seeing as she's a woman and he's a man, it was…

"It's not you, it's me"

Nah, it was, in fact…..

It's not you, it's FatSimon.

(sorry!)