Bit into a strawberry, which exploded resulting in juice all over my shirt sleeve and desk. It’s bloody dangerous working here.

I guess it’s my fault for not doing a proper risk assessment.

It’s the juicy oranges that’ll do for me

can’t believe no one has mentioned the threat posed by cherry tomatoes yet

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Ever tried opening a tin of sardines? Living hell!

Toastie sarnie filling ejection onto keyboard survivor here. #YWNWA

Have you been on the appropriate training course? If not, you’ll be in trouble…….

what sort of loser “bites into” a strawberry ?

or are you tiny, like this poor person ?

😉

These weren’t just any Strawberries, they were M&G Strawberries 8)

I’d hate top have a job where I have to bite into my own food. I have someone prepare it and then feed me small bite size pieces. I feel for you.

squeezing a lemon segment on to fish always results in juice in the eye and pips on the fish.

is that a late entry for yesterday’s headline writing thread, whisn ?

I had a fairly serious tomato soup/white shirt incident at lunchtime today, hoping I make it through the day.

Puts fruit back in lunch box, picks up crisps. Phew, close call!

I managed to avoid being drenched with iced Riesling today.
My boss, not so much.

Once I asked for beetroot in my sandwich. oh the horror.

I just had a nectarine at my desk.