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  • Joyless Bores Assemble.
  • twinw4ll
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    Following on from from the fags thread, anyone one else on here live an empty shell of a life without the joys of smoking, drinking, drugs, takeaways, biscuits, cakes, religion and gambling.

    mikey-simmo
    Free Member

    You had me until biscuits

    MrWoppit
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    Don’t quite see how setting fire to fivers so you can wreck your lungs, smell like an old ashtray and die from cancer is being a bore.

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Cake? get out.

    cinnamon_girl
    Full Member

    I can tick 5, am I in?

    bearGrease
    Full Member

    Are they going to ban pr0n?

    stevious
    Full Member

    I wish I was as cool as you, OP.

    jekkyl
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    Is that all in one day? sounds like an awesome day, count me in.

    ThePinkster
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    Drink? – just started having the occasional pint again after not drinking for over 12 months due to medications. TBH didn’t miss it much but it’s nice to have a decent pint occasionally.

    Takeaways? – maybe one every couple of months or so.

    Biscuits? – chocolate Hobnobs and Jammy Dodgers are my failings here.

    Cake? – Can’t stop baking then eating them. You can’t have too much of a good cake.

    The other stuff just isn’t worth it.

    Is my life only slightly hollow?

    nemesis
    Free Member

    Have to say, I think that Avengers Assemble was a much better pitch to the studio execs than your suggestion. I’m not sure they’ll go for it. Might not play all that well to the cinema going market.

    twinw4ll
    Free Member

    This thread is a joyless empty shell without a binners retort.

    binners
    Full Member

    Cheers! 😀

    the-muffin-man
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    Smoking – no
    Drinking – yes
    Drugs – no (although technically alcohol and caffeine are drugs, so possibly yes!)
    Takeaways – yes
    Biscuits – yes
    Cakes – yes
    Religion – no
    Gambling – yes (if you count the lottery)

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    I can tick 4, can I join too ?

    willard
    Full Member

    Tick on five or six (depending on whether you count giving in to my wife’s cravings for Chinese takeaway once every two months) and I don’t think I’m lacking in joy.

    Lacking in high blood pressure, lung problems, excess weight maybe, but not joy.

    Nobeerinthefridge
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    Is disappointed. Was expecting a thread for Morrisey fans….

    P-Jay
    Free Member

    Smoking – No, only very stupid people smoke – it’s an addictive drug that produces no ‘high’ other than the freedom of cravings. I watched a loved one take their last desperate breath in an drug induced sleep because the pain was too great to take awake because of Lung Cancer. It’s possibly the last post for natural selection in the Human Race, we’re slowly weeding out the terminally stupid from the gene pool with tobacco, it’s only the fact that smokers live long enough to reproduce that it’s not happening sooner. You look like crap, I can spot a smoker from their darkened sunken eyes, and the smell of course – but do keep spending a fortune on them, it’s subsidies the tax of the rest of us.

    Drinking – maybe twice a year, I like being a bit drunk, I don’t like spending the following 24 hours feeling unwell.

    Drugs – not in 10 years, for me drugs were all about escaping an unhappy life for a few hours, then spending the next couple of days feeling worse – happy, secure people don’t need drugs.

    Takeaways – had one last night, maybe 2-3 a month when I can’t be arsed cooking.

    Biscuits and Cakes, not really my type of thing, I prefer chocolate and Ice Lollies.

    Religion – well, let’s say I hedge my bets, I don’t go to church unless I’m getting married or having one of the kids christened soon, but I do believe in God, but not always with the Church.

    Gambling – I play the lottery sometimes, I’ve recently re-found my love for scratch cards, I’ve won a bit, lost a bit, nothing worth worrying about. I used to play Poker a bit, I’m pretty good too, but I don’t have the time now.

    kimbers
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    doesnt religion ban all that fun stuff anyway?

    sandwicheater
    Full Member

    Hold on, not eating biscuits. Is that even a thing?

    sandwicheater
    Full Member

    doesnt religion ban all that fun stuff anyway?

    I think they just frown upon fapping off in church. Everything else is OK. Oh no hold on, I don’t think they like bummers either.

    TheBrick
    Free Member

    I fail on cake and biscuites. I am a dirty man! I have a pack of lidl custard cream sneaked into my desk draw (they are not quality but the are cheap). I hide my buscuit eating from others, trying not to russel the pack. I often think I eat too many biscuits. Somtime I refrain, just to prove I can but then spluge on a an entire pack. I need help. Thanks for helping me admit it!

    Nobeerinthefridge
    Free Member

    I think they just frown upon fapping off in church. Everything else is OK. Oh no hold on, I don’t think they like bummers either.

    Unless it’s an altar boy being ‘bummed’.

    bigjim
    Full Member

    it’s an addictive drug that produces no ‘high’ other than the freedom of cravings

    well that’s balls! google nicotine rush if you’ve never experienced it before.

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    OP
    Don’t worry about all the naysayers.
    You just keep basking in that warm glow of fitness and health(age related)as you creak through your dull and boring training sets. 🙂

    MrWoppit
    Free Member

    I get the impression that heterosexual bumming is OK as long as there was one of those “marriage” things.

    MrWoppit
    Free Member

    well that’s balls!

    No. That’s the actual event properly described.

    Speaking as an ex-addict, like.

    IHN
    Full Member

    Smoking – Never appealed

    Drinking – There are probably more days in the week when I do have a drink than when I don’t, so probably too much

    Drugs – Never appealed

    Takeaways – Once a week-ish

    Biscuits – TBH, I could live without them, but I’ll eat them if they’re there

    Cakes – You’ll have to pry them out of my cold, dead hands

    Religion – raised sort of Catholic, now completely Atheist. But live and let live.

    Gambling – Play the lottery when I think the jackpot is worth winning, which is nuts, cos any jackpot is worth winning innit, really

    All of the above however has no bearing on the fact that I can be a miserable tosspot sometimes 🙂

    binners
    Full Member

    Biscuits and cakes are the work of satan. Weird hybrid combinations of the two – the Jaffa cake – is the personification of all evil.

    TheBrick
    Free Member

    jaffa cakes are overrate, much like the wheelbarrow

    twinw4ll
    Free Member

    Surely an evening of competition planking with your other half would beat cakes and biscuits any day of the week. 😆
    Followed by a celebratory bowl of brocolli.

    muppetWrangler
    Free Member

    5/8 here.

    Could do better with cakes, biscuits and takeaways, although giving each of them a separate category seems a bit harsh. Not sure a daily intake of 20 Embassy equates to 1 tunnocks caramel.

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    Surely an evening of competition planking with your other half would beat cakes and biscuits any day of the week

    Are you admitting that you are a competition level planker? 😉

    shermer75
    Free Member

    I sometimes have a piping hot bath. No candles though

    MrWoppit
    Free Member

    No interest here, no sirree…

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    1 out of 8. And I’m a vegetarian!

    If I didn’t hang about in beer gardens once a week with Binners I’d probably top myself.

    muppetWrangler
    Free Member

    Mr Woppit: Are they happy frolicking nazi nymph’s? That’s some really niche porn.

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    If I had to hang about in a beer garden with binners once a week, I would kill myself.

    MrWoppit
    Free Member

    Strength Through Joy, apparently…

    peteimpreza
    Full Member

    No smoking , no drugs, no religion and no gambling.

    The rest , game on !!

    BigButSlimmerBloke
    Free Member

    Sweeties ok then? Tangfastic!!!!!

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