Bloke goes into the Doctor’s and says
“Doctor, I’d like you to have a look at my penis.”
So she puts on a pair of rubber gloves and gives him a thorough examination. After a couple of minutes she stands up and says, “Well, I can’t see anything wrong with it.”
“I know” He replies, “it’s f*cking magnificent isn’t it.”
A day in the life of Hora?
Guy walks into a bar and asks for 20 shots of the most expensive whiskey. As soon as the barman pours each shot, the guys necks it down until all 20 have been consumed. ‘Blimey’ says the barman ‘thirsty?’ to which our man responds with ‘well you’d be drinking this fast if you had what I have’
‘Oh my, if you dont mind me asking, what do you have?’
’39p’