- Jokes for crackers
Hi, I am making crackers for a party & need some really bad jokes to put in them.
Here’s one to get started:
David Beckham did a book signing last week in a bookshop in C London. He was there for 1 hour 30 mins.
Then he signed a second one!
So please post some equally bad ones/nothing offensive please.
Thanks in advancePosted 7 years ago
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his bad diet he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis.Posted 7 years agoeruptronMember
Why does Father Christmas have 3 gardens? So he can HO HO HO
Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
He’s a fungi to be with
Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle
How do you make a tissue dance?Posted 7 years ago
Put a boogie in itDracSubscriber
Teacher: “Simon, can you say your name backwards?” Simon: “No Mis.”
Went to the shop the other day to buy 6 cans of Sprite. Only when I got home did I realise I’d picked 7up.
My mum laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
All thanks to Bad Joke Cat.Posted 7 years ago
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