A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was. In a quiet voice he said, “Do you remember the jewellers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn’t afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?” The wife choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, I do remember that shop.” He replied, “Well, I’m in the pub next door.”Posted 4 years agonimSubscriber
Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you’ve got a headache.”
Wife replies: “I think you’ll find that is a sheep.”
Man replies: “I think you’ll find I was talking to the sheep”Posted 4 years agoOrangeOrganicMember
Two pieces of tarmac walk into a pub, one red and one black.
Bar man suddenly looks incredulous and shouts to the red one; ” get out you, you’re barred!” So the red tarmac turns around and leaves the pub. The black tarmac orders his pint, and while the barman serves him, asks “why did you kick him out then?”.
The barman looks up and responds, “don’t you know? He’s a cyclepath!”
More tumbleweed?Posted 4 years ago
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