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  • Dear Jim,

    Please paint me a bat in a leotard being distracted by a violin sticking out of a rainbow coloured bottle bank next to a three legged toffee crisp holding a mushroom and half a wasp. In the background is a turtle having a tennis lesson, and an upside down Taj Mahal covered in ears.

    Thanks,

    Darren Harvey

    http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

    rossi46
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    Dear Jim,

    Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D’n’B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.

    Thanks,

    Tommy

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

    rogermoore
    Member

    Thanks for that, I can now die a happy man.
    RM.

    Premier Icon takisawa2
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    Loving the Burt Reynolds Guinea Pig.

    rossi46
    Member

    Dear Jim,

    Please paint me the brave little toaster (from the childrenโ€™s animation film) in bed with two slim sexy soldiers (the bread type), smoking a cigar with used pop tart wrappers strewn across the floor and an empty tub of โ€˜I cant believe its not butterโ€™ on the side. To the side of the room, an egg has walked in to find the scene and has spurted his yolk everywhere in anger, as the soldiers are HIS bitches. Also note he has matching Marmite curtains and bedsheets with slogan, keeping toast filthy since 1914!

    Thanks,

    lgh87

    ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

    grahamg
    Member

    So awesome…

    They might as well shut the internet. That will never be bettered.

    This is a bit like the first episode of Utopia: I have no idea whats going on, but I like it!

    This is very good. Very good indeed.

    wolly
    Member
    Premier Icon righog
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    I can’t believe it but there they are.. seeing IS believing.

    Dear Jim,

    Please paint me an anthropomorphised New York skyline battling a giant religiously fanatical prawn. Meanwhile the diamond falcon contemplates.

    All the best,

    Carl Brown ๐Ÿ˜€

    johndoh
    Member

    And all done in Microsoft Paint which makes the feat even more miraculous.

    athgray
    Member

    I think the OP painting is effing brilliant.
    Am looking for inspiration to paint my daughters room, and something like that would tickle me pink!

    johndoh
    Member

    And give her nightmares…

    love it, it’s like Viz meets Monkey Dust…

    athgray
    Member

    I have a book of paintings by Vic Reeves that is very similar.
    I can see the Monkey Dust comparison in the Brian Blessed/Goldie one.

    CountZero
    Member

    I think the Internet has just exploded… ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    konabunny
    Member

    Was JUST lolling at this!

    rossi46
    Member

    I think the OP painting is effing brilliant.

    It is- although it took me a long time to ‘get it’ (hence Jackie Chan in the following picture) ๐Ÿ˜†

    athgray
    Member

    What is it conveying Rossi?

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