Never been to Alton Towers

I’ve never managed to watch more than two thirds of An American Werewolf in London.

You stop watching after Jenny Agutter’s shower scene eh?

I’ve never tasted alcohol .

never been to alton towers either!

most people just look open mouthed at me and say ‘you’ve never beeeeen???’

I’ve never danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight.

I’ve never used a games console

I’ve never sent a text message

Despite travelling through 30 or 40 times – I’ve never set foot in Belgium

I’ve never been stung by a bee.

spacehopper – Member

never been to alton towers either!

most people just look open mouthed at me and say ‘you’ve never beeeeen???’

“Oh my God, you’ve NEVER been?”

Never been stung by a bee or wasp either.

I’m spethal.

i have never been able to grasp the true meaning of catch 22

Never gotten drunk (did get ever so slightly tipsy once)
Never smoked a cigarette
Never taken any ‘non presciption’ drugs

yossarian – Member
i have never been able to grasp the true meaning of catch 22

you having a laugh, eh, yossarian being the dude from catch 22 and all?

alton towers
non-prescription drugs
broken a bone (until I broke a toe last year)
taken antibiotics
been to hospital (I don’t even know my blood group)

not in 40 years

I’ve never been into outer space, or inner for that matter.

i have never been able to resist chocolate cakes
i have never fooled anyone into believing i was george clooney
i have never ridden a motorbike like valentino rossi, even though i can ask for a return ticket to naples in italian (second class, no smoking)
i have never worked out where the fluff in my bellybutton comes from
i have never puzzled as to why we’re here, just as long as there’s birds, bikes and booze, i have no further questions

Ive never eaten a McDonalds
never seen star wars or a football match

I’ve never had any trouble pulling

I’ve never snogged Alain Baxter,
Never watched celebity big brother, in the jungle, Britains got no talent or Emmerdale farm.
Never lived with any man except Hubby,
Never ridden a camel.

i had never watched an episode of the office until last night , i now wish i had never watched an episode of the office cos it was fakin shite !

never done a bunnyhop

but im learnin. can get my back wheel an inch of ground now just need to do it with the front wheel of the ground aswel 🙁

I’ve never felt more like singing the blues

Had sex with an asian prostitute.

Or hand reared a fox cub named basil, taught it to catch rabbits and tearfully released it into the wild when it began raiding neighbours bins and being aggressive towards small children.

yeh tinribz….. everyon else has done that plenty of times…….

Still yet to ride a mtb

I’ve never watched Titanic. I thought I was the only human in the developed world who hadn’t. I’ve also never watched Big Brother, Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, The Apprentice or most of the other crap British ‘Reality’, (surely an oxymoron), shows. I’ve never watched the Office, I don’t see humour in situations derived from a person’s humiliation or embarassment. I have lost count of the number of times I’ve seen Star Wars, however.

Done big-chief-96’s mom.

I’v never seen a live band.

I have never smelt anything (Am Anosmic); including my farts.

Never smoked.
Never done drugs.
Never punched another person
Never flown in a plane

never watched a sporting event – no football, no cycling no nothing. not for me!!

I’ve never climbed a tree (though I suspect that’s fairly common nowadays)

i’ve never

felt more lonely

Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole?

Never really given a ****

never rubbed another man’s rhubarb

never ridden a road bike

never not done anything I’ve not wanted to do. 😆 except for a 3 some with 2 ladies! 😥

In fact I’ve done all of the above except for

I’ve never flown a plane or been into outer space, or inner for that matter. i have never fooled anyone into believing i was george clooney i have never ridden a motorbike like valentino rossi, I’ve never snogged Alain Baxter,Never lived with any man except Hubby,Never ridden a camel or had sex with an asian prostitute or hand reared a fox cub named basil, taught it to catch rabbits and tearfully released it into the wild when it began raiding neighbours bins and being aggressive towards small children.

I am proud to say, I’ve been arrested, done drugs, left a job, spent all my money on beer (on more than one occasion), drank in the morning, partied all night, smoked, watched the Simpsons, porn, big brother, star wars, had fights, punched people, been punched, woken up with broken bones, woken up not knowing where I’d been / was, had an overdraft, been in a bar room brawl, defaulted on a loan, been in a court room, passed exams, pulled a wheelie, did a bunny hop, drank a pint for every year I’ve been alive (18th), seen hawkwind, seen pink floyd, drank 3 bottles of red wine in an evening, been lost in a city I didn’t know, done 140mph in my car, been in a car crash, left home……not all on the same night of course.

Sorry but some of you lot seem boring. 😆

1 life, live it !

I’ve had sex with an asian prostitute. It was ok.

Opps ive done an alarming amount of these lol

Ive never had a fivesome
Ive never rode a motorbike (though i want to)
Ive never been in a proper relationship
Ive never seen any of the starwars movies all the way though

Never seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

Though a bloke down the pub says it ain’t all that.

never seen star wars either – only bits on the tele.

never tried pot noodles – although I intend to one day.

Another never seen Star Wars here as well.
I did try a pot noodle once – it won’t happen again.