Just the usual, carefully open the can then find all the solids are at the top so I have to stick a spoon in to mix it. One quick prod and the next thing there is cloudy white fluid all over the kettle, the hob and the worktop.

Bad korma?

Criminal
You’ll have a bounty on your head if not careful.

I hope your wife hasn’t seen the mess, shell be furious.

Stop trying to milk it.

Don’t be shy, you can flesh out the detail.

Spilling coconut can macaroom awful messy

I know this lass Katherine from Hyderabad who works as a cleaner near you so if you’re struggling with any stubborn stains, give her a call and she’ll pop round and desi Kate it.

You’ve emptied your nut milk all over the kitchen? 😯

That’s right drac, he’s just palming it off as something else.

Is it always after “one quick prod”?
Seriously though, if you’re short of ingredients for your planned curry, switch to cooking up a Tarka – like a korma, but a little otter……

Is it always after “one quick prod”?

Another STW case of premature exaggeration.

This is such a naan event.

#moremiddleclassthanyou

Ooh, I laksa good coconut thread, I does.

You’re raita bout that, this sort of thing is great!

Everyone needs to be a bit korma in the thread, before it all kicks off.

Come on people, don’t be shy.