I’ve just called up a Police Helicopter….Robbery?

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  • PeterPoddy
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    Is this your workplace or something PP?

    Yep. I work in a quarry, in the weighbridge office.

    AB
    Member

    Working ‘in’ a quarry – that’s got to be a bit dangerous. Don’t the diggers get a bit close sometimes…?

    PeterPoddy
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    This is us –
    GOOGLE EARTH

    (Zoom in a bit)

    I’m in the office just off the roundabout at the bottom of the A331
    The quarry is bigger than in this pic now, basically all the area below those ponds is dug out and flooded. They came in from a road to the north-west of those ponds, off Badshot Lea Road

    Premier Icon jimmy
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    whats the number for the police ‘copter? 0845-A I R W O L F ?

    You’ll never take me alive!!

    I tied the other up and left them up to their necks in the water as a diversion.

    Now how do I hot wire the digger to make my escape?

    AndyP
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    Was there a big standoff between the police and the FBI as to whose jurisdiction it came under?

    Premier Icon barney
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    “you can take your juris-my-diction crap, and you can cram it up your ass.”

    Premier Icon Mr Agreeable
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    you can take your juris-my-diction crap, and you can cram it up your ass

    Smokey and the Bandit? I know you’re a big fan. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    RudeBoy
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    Reads thread. Sees that hekelopters are involved. Gets excited. Does backflips like those little dogs do, when they get worked up)

    Don’t worry, Podster, I’m sending in the big boys:



    (Has to now come to terms with the fact that Poddy is a dirty Grass; Grasses are slaaags, and have to be dealt with. Relays information to Hitman WCA. Finish the job.)

    PeterPoddy
    Member

    Hitman WCA

    Hahahaaaa!

    He’ll crash on the way over here. I’m pretty safe!
    ๐Ÿ˜‰

    FYI – We get lots of Chinooks and Apaches round ‘ere anyway

    Munqe-chick
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    Mmm would’ve been cool if cops did turn up in Chinook and threw a load of troops out of the bottom .. like they did at the G8 summit!!!

    RudeBoy
    Member

    What, to tear-gas people protesting? How very democratic…

    Anything to avoid actually nicking real villains, eh?

    Ain’t you got some paperwork to be catching up with or something? ‘Evidence’ to plant? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    I’d make a brilliant copper.

    ‘I know you dun the blaag, you slaag, nah tell us where the loot’s hidden, or you’re going to ‘ave a narsty ‘accident’ dahn some stairs….’

    kaskazi
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    Isn’t snapping pics of the cops now illegal? So sayeth the WEEK. Barmy. Assault with a camera the charge? Still, shame no pics.

    alwyn
    Member

    Thats 15 minutes away from me, is it worth a drive up to have a look?

    RudeBoy
    Member

    Isn’t snapping pics of the cops now illegal?

    No. apparently, taking pics of the Rozzers to use for ‘terrorist purposes’ is, though. Depends on interpretation.

    Sadly, I feel this will lead to police abuse of power, preventing anyone recording them when they are doing bad things. Mind, I’ve seen Old Bill being well out of order, and get filmed doing so by BBC, but a lot of such stuff gets censored anyway.

    They’ve got a job to do; they just need to remember what it actually is…

    (Clue: the words ‘upholding’ and ‘Law’ are involved…)

    PikeBN14
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    alwyn – Member
    Thats 15 minutes away from me, is it worth a drive up to have a look?

    Wouldn’t have thought so, it’s dark now ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜†

    skidartist
    Member

    Here you go RB

    grab a tissue
    Chopper Squad

    Can we have the theme tune as the opener at your next club night?

    brakes
    Member

    sounds like the rozzers were getting back to their roots – the filth

    chortle

    RudeBoy
    Member

    Nah, I might use the ’Airwolf’ tune though.

    no_eyed_deer
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    Has PeterP been taking mushrooms again? ;P

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