What are your plans fro Christmas 2014? Are you going to force all contractors to have 2 weeks off unpaid again?

Are you going to force all contractors to have 2 weeks off unpaid again?

Oh boo hoo, RBS kicked me out for three weeks 👿

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or twenty duck-sized horses?

Would you like to sit on my lap? Bouncy bouncy!

When you’re mis-selling pointless “insurance” policies and tricking small business owners into investing in financial products that will bankrupt them do you start laughing out loud, or have you learnt to control it by now?

Can I stroke your face?

How is job security looking at present considering you’re looking to replace all of your front line staff with machines?

Not in a Terminator kind of way.

My missus works for them and they are an utter shambles. Still waiting for her payrise to be processed from the promotion she had in August.

Do you think youve made a mistake closing 400 branches and relocating in to ASDA stores,wouldnt Tesco have been better as you get clubcard points there.

Does Noel Edmonds ever call on the big red phone, and would it be wrong to put him on hold?

So, anyway, I got the job 🙂

Never mind that, were they real?

wouldnt happen to be in a northwest town near tatton park would it??

ask em if that blue thing is a brid or a dragon!!!

“Killer Question” for a contract gig ?

Did the pimp mistake you for a permie applicant or something 🙂