I've been creme egged
I used to live in a flat with lots of high ceilings and ‘period detail’. One easter I bought a dozen creme eggs and hid them all in plain view, most of them you could see from the sofa – carefully balanced in the cornice, in the place of the lightbulb in a table lamp (not plugged in obvs), took one of the castors off a piece of furniture and propped it on a creme egg and so on. Took the gf about a fortnight to spot them allPosted 3 years agoIHNMember
I took my summer cycling shoes off the shelf in the garage yesterday evening, shoes that I have not worn for months, off a shelf in a locked garage that only I go into, a shelf that was empty, like the rest of the garage, when I put the shoes on it two weeks ago when we moved in.
On the bottom of one of the shoes was a freshly squashed creme egg.
I’m thinking of calling Jonathan Creek to investigate.Posted 3 years agosurroundedbyhillsSubscriber
I see threw this. You placed it there. You live alone. You’re sat in your pants eating them right now aren’t you!
Shirley the conclusion is that he doesn’t even have the bike, or creme egg for that matter, just photoshopped from some bike mag featuring Santa Cruz, and stop throwing things round, or egg shaped for that matter.Posted 3 years ago
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