It's my last day, I've brought cakes in, help yourselves

Home Forum Chat Forum It's my last day, I've brought cakes in, help yourselves

Viewing 45 posts - 1 through 45 (of 45 total)
  • It's my last day, I've brought cakes in, help yourselves
  • camo16
    Member

    Nice selection, IHN! I’ll take your cream horn.

    You moving up north then?

    * notices that cabinets could do with a clean, but decides to say nothing *

    Premier Icon wwaswas
    Subscriber

    move move back to the land of milk and honey

    off to Bikeradar?

    hora
    Member

    You keep an Orange 5 in the office?

    soobalias
    Member

    no cakes, im on a new fad diet.

    Premier Icon thepurist
    Subscriber

    I’d steer clear of the doughnuts – I’ve seen how he carries them. 😯

    camo16 – Member
    I’ll take your cream horn.

    This isn’t the dogging thread.

    Premier Icon CheesybeanZ
    Subscriber

    Cheers Si , I’ll have an Eccles .

    IHN
    Member

    Aye, back up North.

    Whaley Bridge, to be exact.

    I’ve seen how he carries them

    It’s easier than carrying a bag of five in each hand 😉

    I’ll just have a small one (takes 3 and sneaks back to desk).

    camo16
    Member

    Whaley Bridge, to be exact.

    Sounds like a good move to me! This is a ride-inspired move then?

    * notices that IHN’s cream horn is weirdly salty, but in the interests of politeness steadfastly manages to get it down *

    nbt
    Member

    custard **** doughnuts? where’s the jam? You;ve not got any? Has your visa been stamped yet? I’ll be having a word with the right people about this…

    IHN
    Member

    This is a ride-inspired move then?

    Ride, work and general back to my roots inspired.

    You think the cream-horn’s odd, you should try the chocolate eclair 😉

    Premier Icon wwaswas
    Subscriber

    *admires his buns*

    *waits until no one’s looking and pinches one*

    camo16
    Member

    Wa hey! There’s a chocolate eclair?

    * grabs chocolate eclair. Does not learn lesson from cream horn *

    IHN
    Member

    custard **** doughnuts? where’s the jam?

    That’s not custard.

    Premier Icon portlyone
    Subscriber

    I love a good muffin, thanks.

    Premier Icon Onzadog
    Subscriber

    I’m not sure you’ll be able to get a “pootle” franchise for the area. It might infringle on pook’s catchment area. Bet you’ve not considered that.

    camo16
    Member

    Sweet Jesus, this eclair is… magnificent!

    Good luck with the move, by the way.

    Kevevs
    Member

    oh cheers dontmindifido. WHO’S HAD THE FOKIN’ CARROT CAKE?? Bought a giant Jaffa cake cake and some candles and a pisstaky card to give to a mate who’s birthday it is today. Will have it on the summit of Nantlle Ridge later, nom.

    Premier Icon jamj1974
    Subscriber

    This bun is very sticky…

    IHN
    Member

    I’m not sure you’ll be able to get a “pootle” franchise for the area. It might infringle on pook’s catchment area.

    It may have been his manor before, it’s my manor now.

    camo16
    Member

    Actually, the more I work on Mr eclair, the more it’s starting to taste like… 😯

    nbt
    Member

    Onzadog wrote:

    I’m not sure you’ll be able to get a “pootle” franchise for the area. It might infringle on pook’s catchment area. Bet you’ve not considered that.

    IHN wrote:

    It may have been his manor before, it’s my manor now.

    **** off, that’s my patch. I do the pootles west of the A6, yeah? We can discuss terms if you like…

    IHN
    Member

    **** off, that’s my patch. I do the pootles west of the A6

    As I said, the terms are simple. This. Is. My. Manor. Now.

    loughor
    Member

    Oh yuk, you’ve got spotted dick ! 😀

    Ok, Who had all the eclairs?

    ………sulks off with a sideways glance at camo16 👿

    camo16
    Member

    captaincarbon – I’ve had to leave half, to be honest. IHN’s cream horn was more filling than I thought. You’re welcome to the half-eclair, but I think the chocolate’s gone off.

    IHN
    Member

    To celebrate my move move back to the land of milk and honey (and by milk, I mean chips, and by honey, I mean gravy.

    They’re on the cabinet by my desk.

    IHN
    Member

    Doughnuts have gone, raisin and oatmeal cookies have gone and there’s only one chocolate muffin left.

    Plenty of blueberry muffins, mini flapjacks and mini chocolate brownies though. Dig in, it’s all got be eaten.

    Premier Icon roger_mellie
    Subscriber

    << sidles past for a mini flapjack >>

    Wot, no meringues? Or mille feuille?

    IHN
    Member

    Or mille feuille?

    I assume you mean custard slice.

    bikebouy
    Member

    Eh?? Wot no pies??

    Not proper Northern yet are you.

    Safe journey ^^up there^^

    Let us know when you arrive safely.

    camo16
    Member

    Any blueberry muffins left? I’m peckish again.

    Premier Icon crazy-legs
    Subscriber

    custard **** doughnuts? where’s the jam?

    Custard doughnuts are a truly wondrous creation. But apparently they’re lost on a cultureless oaf such as yourself…

    IHN
    Member

    Any blueberry muffins left? I’m peckish again.

    Yep, there’s two.

    Anyway, dive in all, I’m off. See you where the streets are paved in pies 🙂

    nbt
    Member

    crazy-legs wrote:

    Custard doughnuts are a truly wondrous creation.

    **** southerners, I’n going to put you on an intravenous drip of Robinson’s Mild next time we go out and see if that’ll help you grow a set 😉

    Mary Hinge
    Member

    Are they…..ahem…..special….chocolate brownies?

    OOOOOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOohhhHHhhhHhhHh….yep, they are 😕

    Premier Icon binners
    Subscriber

    Pfft! These poncey eclairs are all from Waitrose!!!From now on your donuts will be served in Greggs by Beryl and her Bingo Wings!

    Welcome back to the welcoming bosom (possibly also Beryl’s) of the north(ish) brother!

    Premier Icon Bunnyhop
    Subscriber

    Pie for me, fruit based of course.
    Or lemon puff,
    Or just any type of tart.

    mogrim
    Member

    Scone? Gone!

    Nom.

    nbt
    Member

    Plenty of tarts in Way-hay-ley Bridge 😉

    Premier Icon garage-dweller
    Subscriber

    I say old chap did you not bring in some seeds and fruit for the healthy eaters?

    Or maybe some fondant fancies or petit fours?

    Don’t suppose that Eccles cake is gluten free is it?

    loughor – Member
    Oh yuk, you’ve got spotted dick !

    POSTED 12 HOURS AGO # REPORT-POST

    Ewwwwww…. Don’t want your sort here thanks

    pop larkin
    Member

    No sausage rolls 😥

Viewing 45 posts - 1 through 45 (of 45 total)

The topic ‘It's my last day, I've brought cakes in, help yourselves’ is closed to new replies.