Or is it DD someone from here?

Sauce.

That looks horrific.

Looks a bit like a friend of mine….

Beckham’s prepubescent bum fluff chin……..really? It’s not even a real beard, sad times for facial hair 🙁

I know of a band who did something similar for an album cover. Composite of the band members.

Pleased to meet you.

That bloke above looks like John Richardson

Which band is that?

Looks French to me…

No. 😐

Great album that.
“Alaskan pipeline” ace track.

One for my many lady fans…

Yeah, I is bad.

Is that a young Kenneth Kendall?

No

he looks like a weird cross between rolf harris and philip scofield, a whole world of wrongness 😯

Yeah, I is bad.

Russell Brand in 2022.

It’s not my husband, Tom Hiddleston, Karl Urban or Zachary Quinto, so nah.

Not Tom Ford, so no…

Not Aaron Ramsey….so nope.

looks like an aged richard bacon to me

I thought the default STW man crush was Guy Martin?

I thought the default STW man crush was Guy Martin?

Christ. Could you imagine the pillow talk, chief.

Is this really the world’s most handsome man spam?

FTFY

Christ. Could you imagine the pillow talk, chief.

I’d be worried I hadn’t grafted enough. Not like the proper top boys back in the old days.

No. I am.

This is basically a plot device from a low budget B-movie about a shapeshifting alien that kills women by getting them to get their norks out and then impaling them through the groin with some sort of terrifying flesh-harpoon with barbs on it and laying its eggs in them.

For reasons that defy explanation, it was invented by a hair-transplant centre in Manchester, to get you thinking about how much better looking you’d be if you weren’t bald.

A hair-transplant salesman said:

“It is worth noting that all the men picked out for their beauty have a full head of hair. Going grey may be no barrier to sexiness but going bald certainly is in the eyes of most people.”

He added:

“We sell hair transplants. Would you like to buy one? Interest-free credit is available.”

Christ. Could you imagine the pillow talk, chief.

Post of the week 🙂

Nope that is certainly not the worlds most handsome man. 😡

A hair-transplant salesman said:

“It is worth noting that all the men picked out for their beauty have a full head of hair. Going grey may be no barrier to sexiness but going bald certainly is in the eyes of most people.”

Tell that to all of Kelly Brooke’s most recent boyfriends!

Tell that to all of Kelly Brooke’s most recent boyfriends!

what, those really rich actor ones?

As beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that I say no