No, you’re a poo
I saw a dating programme where this was some pillock’s best joke. He was quite annoyed when the woman didn’t find it funny – accused her of not getting the joke.. Kids eh?
Local fave, which I think I made up-
Petersfield his pants.
(You probably have to know Petersfield and a twit called Peter to really enjoy the joke)
– Why did the chicken cross the road?
– To see the idiot.
– Knock knock
– Who is there
– The chicken, he wants to talk to you about a double post…and the fact it’s been put up twice before I did.
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