A hot toddy made with single malt and manuka honey?

just having a malt, in a strong black coffee.

Did you heat it on your wood burning stove with foraged oak, which you towed behind your rigid steel fat bike whilst drinking real coffee?

I got stung by a bee once, I paid £20 for a jar of honey. 😆

(that used to be a joke) 🙄

surely you have to start a what “single malt” thread first 😕

Good points. Clearly, for maximum points, one should match the honey and malt properly, have self-built the steel fatbike and use lemons grown organically in one’s own orangery. One must try harder!

lemons grown organically in one’s own orangery.

Except lemons don’t grow in an orangery, they grow in a lemonry HA!

What a way to ruin a single malt

No mention of an Audi, a wood burner, a fancy watch or razor. Really not trying very hard are you 😉

Obvz needs to be 3 fingers, no ice and no filler, whilst watching the Sunset.

I just bought some fancy honey from Tesco’s, have to say its worth every penny lush stuff.

I *had* to stop at Tebay services today – no other services on the way home sell local, butcher made pies alongside organic fruit juices and fair trade coffee….

For a motorway service station Tebay is pretty good. I quite like raiding the shop for bread/cheese and various other overpriced lovely food and heading to Wet Sleddale for lunch.

Sentence should also start with ‘so’