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  • ohnohesback
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    This morning the final part of my pee was a bright lemony yellow. Subsequent pees have been the usual clear or straw colour. I also feel a slight swelling and tenderness on my lower right abdomen, but no visible reddening. AFAIK I’ve not eaten too much in the way of colour changing vegetables or drunk anything that could cause that effect.

    Am I doomed?

    Premier Icon bails
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    Your bits will shrivel up and drop off.

    Sorry.

    (I am not a doctor)

    Jamie
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    Am I doomed?

    Your posting history suggests we all are.

    fasthaggis
    Member

    Maybe it was the last of your bitterness coming out,or have you been drinking a lot of

    You have cat AIDS. The bad sort, I’m afraid to say.

    Bye.

    ohnohesback
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    I am an endless source of bitterness. There’s no risk of me running low…

    Premier Icon Drac
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    Why not visit your GP where they actually do physically tests.

    bwfc4eva868
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    Does it have a strong fishy smell? If so sounds like a uti. If not it could just be certain foods or medication if your on any. Ramipril which I used be on used to make my pee look snot green all the time. If it concerns you get to the gp and dipstick it.

    Only things to worry about are offensive smells and haematuria ( blood )

    ohnohesback
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    No smells.

    Pyro
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    Had a vitamin C tablet? They turn my piss neon yellow.

    Premier Icon footflaps
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    No pills.

    Well maybe you should try some?

    roper
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    Did it taste more salty than normal?

    I am a doctor. You have a virus, go home and take an asprin.

    PS I’m a Dr of flowers.

    I’m a Dr

    Just piss on your keyboard and I’ll rub a test strip against my screen and I’ll tell you exactly whats wrong.

    Alternatively – you could take a sample along to a Dr and seek advice from someone who can actually examine you… 🙄

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    Have you tried a mercury poultice?

    Tom_W1987
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    Just piss on your keyboard and I’ll rub a test strip against my screen and I’ll tell you exactly whats wrong

    Genuinely **** lol’d…..ughh ELISA’s are the most boring disgusting work I’ve done in a lab so far.

    ryderredman
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    Don’t worry, is only smells

    Premier Icon ratherbeintobago
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    Alternatively – you could take a sample along to a Dr and seek advice from someone who can actually examine you…

    This. No-one is going to give you a proper medical opinion on the strength of an internet forum posting, and if they did I suspect the GMC would take an interest.

    sharkbait
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    Berocca makes your pee bright orange like Tango – other than that I’m no help 🙂

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    This. No-one is going to give you a proper medical opinion on the strength of an internet forum posting, and if they did I suspect the GMC would take an interest.

    I’m pretty sure CFH has already resolved the matter…

    Premier Icon ratherbeintobago
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    I’m pretty sure CFH has already resolved the matter…

    Well, quite.

    rudebwoy
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    have you got a large oversize green thumb ?

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    I think the OP’s been a bit liberal with his wee. And it smells of cat…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24741832

    A number of Dell users have complained that their Latitude 6430u Ultrabooks “smell of cat urine”

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