Mrs Donald is wondering what she’s going to wear and what on earth are we going to give them as a present.

Mrs Donald is wondering what she’s going to wear and what on earth are we going to give them as a present.

Rupert has asked for the BBC and Jerry wants a new patio.

I’ve just given the bestman a heads up not to do the gag about how he got her phone number.

I wonder, their first kiss; were there tongues?
😉
I don’t need to post the Alien gif, someone’s already done it for me. 😀

Like theeese?

Not sure about R Murdoch, but I don’t think I’d exactly call Jerry Hall ‘vile’.
Seems a tad strong.

Dirty Digger!
Doesn’t quite make the flesh creep as much as the thought of Scraatchi’s hands all over the lovely Nigella.

Jerry and the pacemaker.