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  • funkmasterp
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    @binners that is. Listening to Radio four, the station not the band, on the way home and heard that Greggs profits are 14% down. I immediately thought that Binners must be critically ill. Surely 14% of Greggs profits come from his personal consumption of baked goods.

    Are you out their Binners and are you okay?

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    chambord
    Full Member

    Has gone to shit ever since they started doing hot drinks. Now I have to stand in a queue while 3 people in front order lattes. Used to be walk in get a sausage roll thank you very much done in 15 seconds.

    funkmasterp
    Full Member

    I think it went downhill when it stopped being. Thurston’s.

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    brokenbanjo
    Full Member

    I think it went downhill when it stopped being Birkett’s.

    squirrelking
    Free Member

    Has gone to shit ever since they started doing hot drinks. Now I have to stand in a queue while 3 people in front order lattes. Used to be walk in get a sausage roll thank you very much done in 15 seconds.

    Christ don’t get me started, it’s either that or you stand in a queue for several minutes and you end up with every dildo in front of you suddenly realising they don’t know if they want a sausage roll or a steak bake because they were too busy pissing about on their phone.

    Saturday mornings are brutal.

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    Full Member

    Do they actually have someone making coffee? Or is it a shitty machine like in a petrol station? I can’t imagine Greggs would be my first choice for a coffee, although this is unlikely to be tested anytime soon.

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    Cougar2
    Free Member

    Christ don’t get me started, it’s either that or you stand in a queue for several minutes and you end up with every dildo in front of you suddenly realising they don’t know if they want a sausage roll or a steak bake because they were too busy pissing about on their phone.

    People acting surprised that they might need to make a decision or provide some form of payment is not exclusive to Greggs. It’s endemic.

    One time I was at KFC, pulling the trick of actually parking up and going into the store because it’s usually considerably faster than than sitting in a massive line of lazy bastard morons in the drive-thru. The store was also heaving, queued up right through the CA to the front door and outside. It was easily 20 minutes and probably longer before the woman directly in front of me got served. At which point she turned to the eight kids she had in tow and went “so, what do you all want?” I could’ve stuck her headfirst into the fryer.

    redmex
    Free Member

    It could be down to Farmfoods, 2 frozen steaky bakes 99p

    25 mins in the air fryer sitting on a bed of tin foil as good as any Greggs in my opinion much better

    Ok its not takeaway on the go but must be almost 1/4 of the cost

    CountZero
    Full Member

    I could’ve stuck her headfirst into the fryer.

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    Cougar2
    Free Member

    Kentucky Fried Cretin.

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    MoreCashThanDash
    Full Member

    you end up with every dildo in front of you suddenly realising they don’t know if they want a sausage roll or a steak bake

    FFS, if there are steak bake available what kind of idiot would have a sausage roll?

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    kayak23
    Full Member

    25 mins in the air fryer sitting on a bed of tin foil as good as any Greggs in my opinion much better

    It would be hot for a start. Not like anything the overrated abomination that is Greggs serves.

    Everything I’ve tried there has been tepid. Absolutely no idea why it’s popular.

    But anyway. Carry on.

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    rickmeister
    Full Member

    Absolutely no idea why it’s popular.

    Steak bakes, it’s the pornhub of food.

    hot,dirty,cheap. Pick all three

    prawny
    Full Member

    Hey! Now, don’t slate Greggs coffee orderers we’ve recently discovered Greggs coffee after being rinsed for £11 for two disappointing Starbucks coffees. The coffee isn’t good, but it’s cheap and not disgusting so it’s better than most high street places. Plus there’s potential for sausage rolls.

    tbh with how much I’ve been battering Greggs recently I can’t believe it’s not making record profits just off me.

    Drac
    Full Member

    Probably my fault. Since I retired I don’t go for a sausage sarnie and a coffee for breakfast or the occasional steak bake for lunch. Not to mention the odd late lunch of what is left.

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    Cougar2
    Free Member

    The coffee isn’t good, but it’s cheap and not disgusting so it’s better than most high street places.

    What you want there is McD’s.

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    squirrelking
    Free Member

    People acting surprised that they might need to make a decision or provide some form of payment is not exclusive to Greggs. It’s endemic.

    Oh I know but when I’ve been up since 0545 and I just want home for a kip that’s something I really don’t need.

    Hey! Now, don’t slate Greggs coffee orderers we’ve recently discovered Greggs coffee after being rinsed for £11 for two disappointing Starbucks coffees. The coffee isn’t good, but it’s cheap and not disgusting

    Starbucks is already a very, very low bar. You would have to be shoving nescafe or possibly bovril granules into a mokka pot to actually get worse.

    It would be hot for a start. Not like anything the overrated abomination that is Greggs serves.

    There is that too. I did get a veg curry bake in York that took me by surprise though, was like trying to eat tasty napalm.

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    mattyfez
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    Starbucks is already a very, very low bar.

    Starbucks coffe is not actually very good , at least to my taste.

    They have one job – to make coffee, so if they can’t get that right then what are they even for?

    irc
    Free Member

    Anyone tried the Greggs drive thru yet?

    squirrelking
    Free Member

    Starbucks coffe is not actually very good , at least to my taste.

    Tastes like it’s been burnt right?

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    joshvegas
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    Considering he hasn’t weighed in on the topic, anyone else actually genuinely worried for Binners?

    I’ve been battering Greggs

    Tell me more….

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    revs1972
    Free Member

    Has gone to shit ever since they started doing hot drinks. Now I have to stand in a queue while 3 people in front order lattes. Used to be walk in get a sausage roll thank you very much done in 15 seconds.

    Amatuer…

    get the Greggs app, order food and pickup time ,

    sail past the uninformed people and collect your order.

    Thank me later 🙂

    slowoldman
    Full Member

    FFS, if there are steak bake available what kind of idiot would have a sausage roll?

    Usually because “steak bakes’ll be 10 minutes luv”.

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    Coyote
    Free Member

    Profits may be down due to the sheer number of outlets they have opened. I work in the centre of Manchester , Spring Gardens to be exact. Rough tot up gives me 10 Greggs within a 5 to 10 minute walk from my office.

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    binners
    Full Member

    Sorry I’ve only just seen this. The issue is that I have indeed been ill, but not critically.  I had man-flu over new year. I never left the house for a week, not even to walk to Greggs. I temporarily switched to my sickness diet of Heinz tomato soup with a cheese toasty for dunking.

    Obviously this has impacted profits. I think they issued a profits warning as soon as they found out I wasn’t well

    Obviously now I need to play catch-up, so now would be a good time to buy shares

    markspark
    Free Member

    Steak bakes are fine but not a patch on the elusive and possibly discontinued corned beef bake

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    ajf
    Free Member

    I miss the steak and blue cheese sausage rolls. Felt high brow purchase when in a greggs

    kelvin
    Full Member

    possibly discontinued corned beef bake

    Still available, but kept safely away from the posher areas of the UK.

    binners
    Full Member

    Years ago I worked in Lancaster and the Greggs there did cheese and chorizo pasties. I have never seen them anywhere else and have been accused of having just imagined them, but they were real and were bloody lovely!

    MoreCashThanDash
    Full Member

    FFS, if there are steak bake available what kind of idiot would have a sausage roll?

    Usually because “steak bakes’ll be 10 minutes luv”.

    Is that different to not being available?

    I am also rather partial to the slightly tangy vegetable bakes at Greggs, but round here we have the excellent Stacey’s bakery and their superior steak slice which beats the lot.

    susepic
    Full Member

    Hope Binners recovers from the manflu, but I’m suffering cognitive dissonance – I have this venn diagram in my head of STW forum folk overlapping almost completely w sourdough eating, bean-to-cup drinking WFH warriors.

    And here we are talking Greggs, KFC, McDs, Starbucks…..I’m not sure how to process this

    Cougar2
    Free Member

    I have this venn diagram in my head of STW forum folk overlapping almost completely w sourdough eating, bean-to-cup drinking WFH warriors.

    And here we are talking Greggs, KFC, McDs, Starbucks…..I’m not sure how to process this

    Just because you have sex on tap doesn’t mean that you don’t fancy the occasional J Arthur.

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    nwgiles
    Full Member

    Heinz tomato soup with a cheese toasty for dunking

    You filthy whore tell me more

    susepic
    Full Member

    Is it a Sherman tho cougar, or is it full on skanky gentleman’s club…”just 10 minutes luv”

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    DaveyBoyWonder
    Free Member

    People slating Greggs as if its a surprise they’re not churning out michelin star food. Wow…

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    dudeofdoom
    Full Member

    McDs

    I had a great McDs on Christmas Day for the evening meal, it was truly scrumptious and the the best Chrissy evening meal Evers 🙂

    brokenbanjo
    Full Member

    Was it in 2001 maybe 2002 when Gregg’s changed the recipe of the chicken bake and it no longer tasted like Heinz cream of chicken soup. I was gutted and I still remember the outrage. Simon the Pieman got it in the neck that day.

    Cougar2
    Free Member

    I’m not a fan of McDs. Aside from their flirtations with things like the McPlant, the only thing I can eat from there is fries. They’re invariably cold and soggy unless you go at peak times and one could hardly describe them as filling, but at least they’re overpriced.

    But, the coffee is decent. It’s as good a bean-to-cup as you’ll get from any of the usual suspect high street chains. I was talking to a Store Manager about it way back when McD’s realised that the UK palate didn’t care for the rusty puddle water preferred in the US and so were refitting stores with proper coffee machines. He was dead excited about it.

    I was probably one of the first people in the UK outside of staff to try it, it’s good stuff. I had a standing order with the McD’s across site back when I worked at a bowling alley as a student. They saw my car arriving, they’d pull a coffee. I was always on the edge of not quite being late for work so I’d grab it and run then go back and pay for it at lunchtime. We had a coffee machine in the ‘bowl but I’d have to reassemble it from last night’s Close and in any case a) the ‘bowl managers were fascists who took a dim view of, well, everything, I once had one count how many chips I’d served myself for lunch, and b) it was crap and I knew how grim the inside of the coffee machine was.

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    binners
    Full Member

    I’m not a fan of McDs

    There speaks a man who’s never reached for the worlds finest hangover cure… a double sausage and egg McMuffin washed down with a pint of full fat coke

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    binners
    Full Member

    You filthy whore tell me more

    There’s nothing more to it. When you’ve got man-flu or a similar affliction, a bowl of Heinz tomato soup (it really does have to be Heinz) with either a cheese toasty or cheese on toast to dunk in it is perfect. Lucazade to accompany, obviously

    Hmmmmmm…. I’m now wondering what a Greggs cheese and onion pasty would be like for dunking duties. I need to try it

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